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So, another day another dollar taken away from me for a higher education that is lower than any of my expectations. My Physical Geology class, which I still don't hate, is kind of high school-ish. I couldn't think of any other adjective besides that Lol We are learning about Longitude and Latitude. I mean, really. People need to learn that? Aparently, because in my group I was the only one that was able to do a geographical grid. It was ridiculously easy -- We took the times of sunrise and sunset on the 6th and 21st of each month and put them on a graph. We connected the dots (yanno, like in preschool?) and created an arc that showed the waxing and waning of daylight through the year. Everyone's arc looked more like a wobbly scribble because they couldn't estimate where the halfs were. Like, the graph went by hours in single incriments (1 hour, 2 hours, etc.). Sometimes, you'd get 12.4 hours of daylight. Instead of estimating where the dot would fall, they'd draw this ridiculous line that went from 12 to 13 hours. Wavy steps - lame.
So, when I pulled out my graph I was the team hero. It was rather stupid that they had that hard of a time. And this one girl, Ruth, was a complete twat. I was seconds away from informing her of it, too. She rolled her eyes about a million times, and snatched the map out of my hands to try and put her country (which was in South Africa and she couldn't find it) on the map. Then she got frustrated and tossed the map back at me. All I said was, "If you need help, you don't have to get frustrated. Just ask." Although, in my mind, it was something more along the lines of "Don't wrinkle my map, you silly twat." I'm so anal about my papers looking nice and crisp, the dummy. Anyway, it was only a 10 minute meeting, but it really felt a lot longer than that.
I've got ASL next with Alex. We are so going to get in trouble with talking. She's such a Turd Ferguson that I can't help but make retarded comments about various things. It's fabulous. Rita loves me, and as long as I keep helping explain things (even though the last class I was wrong twice. I got ahead of myself in the history of ASL - confused the Milan confrence with DPN) I don't think she will have a problem with me sitting next to Alex. I mean, it's because of Rita that I got into NTID. She totally rocks - she's so adorable.
Wednesdays will be designated for the school paper. I'm running for the Comic Editor - now that Chuck the Fuck is gone. That dumb bitch pissed me off so bad last class that I didn't draw a single comic for the paper, even after multiple emails from him and the main editor. Oh well! I'm a pissant. Don't irritate me, or you're cut off. FOR-EV-ER. (Or until you quit the paper and I take over and abuse my power, bwahaha.) The comics in the school paper are lame as hell - I've shown you all before. Now we've got "Anime Kitten" which looks like the Neko-icon for LJ emoticons. It's not amusing, in the least. It's a retarded anime-looking cat head that spews nonsense. Then there are 'slacker' comics written by some stupid pot-head that promotes smoking as being sexy and smelling good. I smoke, and I think it's fuckin' disgusting.
Man, I've got to poop. wtfmate.
SO! Last night at work, I had to go upstairs in the loft where we keep paperwork (I'm that cool) and there was this GIANT poster of Mel Gibson. It scared the hell out of me. It's old, and yellow, and bigger than I am tall. I will share it with all of you:
Isn't that gross?
Okay, that's it for today. I've got twenty minutes to release the hostages and smoke before going to ASL. That damn vivrin is upsetting my stomach. Rar. But at least I'm awake! I don't know which is worse - being sleepy or gassy xD Well, for those around me it's probably an easy answer.
Oops. I just sneezed and there went the gas xD OMG I AM SO GROSS. Love me. Please?