I found this on someone's LJ -- from GoF, obviously.
And I cried xD
"FRED: 'Dear Ron, Move it or all the good ones will be gone! Love, Fred.'
HARRY: Tell me about it, Cho and Cedric at one fell swoop.
RON: Who're you taking?
FRED: Angelina! If you're getting down, baby, I want it now, baby.
ANGELINA: You got it.
FRED: 'Dear Ron, OWNED! Love, Fred.'
RON: I need a woman. Harry, you're not a woman. Hermione, you are a woman!
HERMIONE: No kidding. A woman who has her a MAN.
RON: *splutter*
SNAPE: 'Dear Mr Weasley and Mr Potter, OWNED! Sincerely, Professor Snape.' "
taken from:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mistful/77613.html