Jul 05, 2009 02:02
So the weirdest thing happened to me today....OK maybe not the weirdest...but this definetly ranks up there as pretty damn weird.
OK, so I was just cruising along on my vespa, minding my own business, when suddenly out of crack NO WHERE this vortex opens. At first I thought it was a portal opening, and well that would have been pretty awesome and completely random, I ended up driving straight through and I some how landed on this boat.
Actually I guess I really didn't land on the boat...I landed on some little kid.
He's short, kinda looks like a cry baby, and has a head of fuzzy hair.
....He looks like he's twelve...And this kid has some bling on his finger. Hm...I hit him pretty good....I think he's knocked out...WHOOPIES OH WELL HE'LL LIVE :D
omg! fuzzy! crack! boat