Who needs bodyweight when you've got heroin?!?
Yesterday Melissa and I saw the coolest man in the world. Micheal Mutha-fuckin' Moore!!!!!!! He came to UCF to give a speech, and it was amazing. We made a list of memorable Michael Mooore moments:
1. Anorexic punk boys holding hands
2. Old guy with sign: "The road to hell is paved with republicans."
3. Old lady with sign: "Buck Fush!"
4. Gay ass hippie rock protest music
5. Slingshot planner with vegan recipes and emergency contraceptive recipes
6. Who needs bodyweight when you've got herion?! (there were ultra-skinny people everywhere..so yea)
7. Young chick with sign: "DICK + BUSH = SCREWED
8. Angry Republican with sign: "Moore is Kerry's whore"
9. Other angry Republican with sign: "Michael Moore sucks dick"
A good time had by all. Mmhmm. So then we were going to see Dave Chappele that night because some kid was selling his tickets, but someone bought them first :( We decided to go night clubbin', we're night clubbin' , we're walkin' through the towwwwnn...but Pleasure Island is really expensive. And we're not little rich kids, so that was out of the question. Then we decided we should give LateKnights a try, which is for all the kiddies who don't drink, but we found out it was stupid. Alas, we stayed home and rolled native american tobacco ciggies with chocolate flavored rolling paper. Mmmmmm. This drunk boy came along and talked to us for awhile. His name was Kyle. I love drunk people; they are so humorous as long as they aren't angry. We asked him what there was to do around here, and he basically told us there isn't anything to do except get wasted. Now that's encoraging....I saw American Psycho last night, and it was defo sex in a bag. Christian Bale is a sexy mofo, and there were many ass-shots, haha. But that's not the only reason why it was a good movie. Anywho, I'm sick of typing so I'm going now.
1. Anorexic punk boys holding hands
2. Old guy with sign: "The road to hell is paved with republicans."
3. Old lady with sign: "Buck Fush!"
4. Gay ass hippie rock protest music
5. Slingshot planner with vegan recipes and emergency contraceptive recipes
6. Who needs bodyweight when you've got herion?! (there were ultra-skinny people everywhere..so yea)
7. Young chick with sign: "DICK + BUSH = SCREWED
8. Angry Republican with sign: "Moore is Kerry's whore"
9. Other angry Republican with sign: "Michael Moore sucks dick"
A good time had by all. Mmhmm. So then we were going to see Dave Chappele that night because some kid was selling his tickets, but someone bought them first :( We decided to go night clubbin', we're night clubbin' , we're walkin' through the towwwwnn...but Pleasure Island is really expensive. And we're not little rich kids, so that was out of the question. Then we decided we should give LateKnights a try, which is for all the kiddies who don't drink, but we found out it was stupid. Alas, we stayed home and rolled native american tobacco ciggies with chocolate flavored rolling paper. Mmmmmm. This drunk boy came along and talked to us for awhile. His name was Kyle. I love drunk people; they are so humorous as long as they aren't angry. We asked him what there was to do around here, and he basically told us there isn't anything to do except get wasted. Now that's encoraging....I saw American Psycho last night, and it was defo sex in a bag. Christian Bale is a sexy mofo, and there were many ass-shots, haha. But that's not the only reason why it was a good movie. Anywho, I'm sick of typing so I'm going now.