when your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong...
Wassup bitches?! Okay so this is my first LJ entry. I will now telll you about my fantabulous day.....
I awoke this morning in a pile of vomit, with a scruffy blond guy's head buried inbetween my thighs. I don't remember his name- actually I'm not sure I ever knew it- and for that matter I don't remember what happened last night. Ahhhh, the beauties of college life. Anyway, my roommate Cory and I both were feelin' pretty hung-over so we had some curried chicken and vodka for breakfast. Then I went to my speech class, drunk as all get out, and texted Melissa all class. Thank God I didnt have to give a speech myself, hahahaha. So after that, Melissa and I met up so we could go buy some crack. MAN, i REALLY LIKE CRACK THESE DAYS. oops caps. Crack is some goooood shit. It's way better then freebasing coke, for serious! It's expensive though. I spent all my money last night (apparently,don't remember)so I had to blow the dealer for crack. Oh Well! Wasn't the first time, won't be the last time. So then we met up with Tyrone at his place , cuz we all were gonna go to Steak and Shake. But when we got there, he was fighting with his girly, and like he shot her in the fuckin fooot!!!! It was so crazy dude. Definitely not cool. She's pregnant , too. We walked to Steaak and Shake anyway and on the way back, we saw this fine-ass Mexican boy. Melissa ran off into the bushes with the soup ladle and was like ladling herself hardcore. She's so crazy. I mean, who else would ever think of masturbating with a soup ladle?! When we got back to Tyrone's place, we all took a nap. We woke up an hour ago,and now we're bout to leave to go jack some cars and shit to sell their parts. It's a good way to make money. Then, if we get back before too late, we gotta score again for school tomorrow. Just to make it tolerable. Well, gotta bounce. Lates!
I awoke this morning in a pile of vomit, with a scruffy blond guy's head buried inbetween my thighs. I don't remember his name- actually I'm not sure I ever knew it- and for that matter I don't remember what happened last night. Ahhhh, the beauties of college life. Anyway, my roommate Cory and I both were feelin' pretty hung-over so we had some curried chicken and vodka for breakfast. Then I went to my speech class, drunk as all get out, and texted Melissa all class. Thank God I didnt have to give a speech myself, hahahaha. So after that, Melissa and I met up so we could go buy some crack. MAN, i REALLY LIKE CRACK THESE DAYS. oops caps. Crack is some goooood shit. It's way better then freebasing coke, for serious! It's expensive though. I spent all my money last night (apparently,don't remember)so I had to blow the dealer for crack. Oh Well! Wasn't the first time, won't be the last time. So then we met up with Tyrone at his place , cuz we all were gonna go to Steak and Shake. But when we got there, he was fighting with his girly, and like he shot her in the fuckin fooot!!!! It was so crazy dude. Definitely not cool. She's pregnant , too. We walked to Steaak and Shake anyway and on the way back, we saw this fine-ass Mexican boy. Melissa ran off into the bushes with the soup ladle and was like ladling herself hardcore. She's so crazy. I mean, who else would ever think of masturbating with a soup ladle?! When we got back to Tyrone's place, we all took a nap. We woke up an hour ago,and now we're bout to leave to go jack some cars and shit to sell their parts. It's a good way to make money. Then, if we get back before too late, we gotta score again for school tomorrow. Just to make it tolerable. Well, gotta bounce. Lates!