Third Plateau
Wow...talk about odd coincidences. I was just searching for some artwork online, and somehow i stumbled upon this website called The Third Plateau and this little voice went off in my head, saying, heeeeey I know what that is! It was a website dedicated to DXM! I found a page on DXM humor, it really made me laugh, so I'm going to post it:
You know youre a dxm addict when...
Written by NickCA (on 650 mg of DXM)
1. you wonder why robo doesn't come in six packs.
2. the people at the grocery store start laughing as soon as they see you.
3. you pay for bottles of robo with nickels and pennies.
4. you complete your 5 foot tall pyramid of robo bottles.
5. you regularly drink the family size robo bottles without ralphing.
6. your teeth are permanently stained red from sucking on sucrets.
7. putting tinfoil in your ears to keep the aliens from reading your mind sounds like a pretty good idea.
8. you shoplift cough syrup once a week or more.
9. you and your toilet have come to really understand each other.
10. 4 people check to see if you're dead in one night.
11. you have more than 10 coricidin coupons at any one time.
12. you start recieving coded messages from the toaster.
13. your plastic shotglass collection starts taking up too much space.
Recent additions (by different people):
1. you prefer drinking robo to taking powder because you like how robo tastes.
2. you go to the drugstore and the pharmacist asks if you want "the usual".
3. you can't find things on the floor due to the number of sucrets wrappers and robo bottles.
4. you've permanently lost the ability to cough.
5. you get frequent discounts with all of the bulk suppliers.
6. you were the reason why they discontinued Drixoral Cough.
7. you swear you've been to the fourth plateau...physically.
8. your body is physically telling you to stop drinking robo.
9. you've come to accept the fact that you're constantly feeling nauseous.
10. you like the taste of pure DXM powder.
11. you can walk out of any drugstore without having paid for at least 5 bottles of robo (note: DON'T try this!).
12. you've memorized the DXM FAQ.
13. you have permanently dissociated your mind from your body, and they can work independently from each other.
14. you drink Robitussin as a thirst quencher.
15. you walk into your favorite drugstore and people scream your name, like "Norm" in Cheers.
16. you've come to accept that you are no longer human and you have to save the planet from the extinction of the DXM race.
17. you now permanently walk like you are robo-shuffling.
18. you keep a bowl of Coricidin right next to the bowl of M&M's at parties.
19. the person who introduced you to robo is confronting you everyday trying to get you to stop.
20. people refer to you as "that strange guy who always drinks cough medicine".
21. you can no longer buy cough medicine in your state or county.
22. even the sight or smell of robo makes you violently sick.
23. you get robo delievered to your doorstep by a wholesaler.
24. you now have to go to the drugstore incognito.
25. you are the reason why DXM becomes scheduled.
26. you've translated the DXM FAQ to many languages, including several dead ones.
27. you have robo-helmets instead of beer-helmets.
28. your life-long dream is to open a chain of discount cough-medicine stores.
29. you now have a constant DXM IV hooked up to you.
30. you've taken to dumpster-diving for robo (actually, not uncommon).
31. you start to freak out when you are no longer seeing in double.
32. you always find yourself feeling like you're walking on the moon.
33. if you stop taking DXM, your liver will give out.
34. you are now smuggling DXM across state lines.
35. you've bought out the entire stock of Robitussin at the only gas station in your neighborhood that sells it.
36. you ask that gas station to order extra stock just for you.
37. when the cops see you, and you look like you're on something, they no longer try and stop you because they know what you're on is legal.
38. your trip sitter has now permanently moved into your house to trip-sit you.
39. the companies that make cough medicine occasionally call you up to thank you.
40. the pharmacy won't sell DXM to you anymore without a doctor's note.
41. you have scars from all the robo-itching and robo-scratching.
42. your entire diet consists of any of the foods listed below.
43. Mr. Olney calls you up to do research.
44. you can see through the holes in your brain.
You know youre a dxm addict when...
Written by NickCA (on 650 mg of DXM)
1. you wonder why robo doesn't come in six packs.
2. the people at the grocery store start laughing as soon as they see you.
3. you pay for bottles of robo with nickels and pennies.
4. you complete your 5 foot tall pyramid of robo bottles.
5. you regularly drink the family size robo bottles without ralphing.
6. your teeth are permanently stained red from sucking on sucrets.
7. putting tinfoil in your ears to keep the aliens from reading your mind sounds like a pretty good idea.
8. you shoplift cough syrup once a week or more.
9. you and your toilet have come to really understand each other.
10. 4 people check to see if you're dead in one night.
11. you have more than 10 coricidin coupons at any one time.
12. you start recieving coded messages from the toaster.
13. your plastic shotglass collection starts taking up too much space.
Recent additions (by different people):
1. you prefer drinking robo to taking powder because you like how robo tastes.
2. you go to the drugstore and the pharmacist asks if you want "the usual".
3. you can't find things on the floor due to the number of sucrets wrappers and robo bottles.
4. you've permanently lost the ability to cough.
5. you get frequent discounts with all of the bulk suppliers.
6. you were the reason why they discontinued Drixoral Cough.
7. you swear you've been to the fourth plateau...physically.
8. your body is physically telling you to stop drinking robo.
9. you've come to accept the fact that you're constantly feeling nauseous.
10. you like the taste of pure DXM powder.
11. you can walk out of any drugstore without having paid for at least 5 bottles of robo (note: DON'T try this!).
12. you've memorized the DXM FAQ.
13. you have permanently dissociated your mind from your body, and they can work independently from each other.
14. you drink Robitussin as a thirst quencher.
15. you walk into your favorite drugstore and people scream your name, like "Norm" in Cheers.
16. you've come to accept that you are no longer human and you have to save the planet from the extinction of the DXM race.
17. you now permanently walk like you are robo-shuffling.
18. you keep a bowl of Coricidin right next to the bowl of M&M's at parties.
19. the person who introduced you to robo is confronting you everyday trying to get you to stop.
20. people refer to you as "that strange guy who always drinks cough medicine".
21. you can no longer buy cough medicine in your state or county.
22. even the sight or smell of robo makes you violently sick.
23. you get robo delievered to your doorstep by a wholesaler.
24. you now have to go to the drugstore incognito.
25. you are the reason why DXM becomes scheduled.
26. you've translated the DXM FAQ to many languages, including several dead ones.
27. you have robo-helmets instead of beer-helmets.
28. your life-long dream is to open a chain of discount cough-medicine stores.
29. you now have a constant DXM IV hooked up to you.
30. you've taken to dumpster-diving for robo (actually, not uncommon).
31. you start to freak out when you are no longer seeing in double.
32. you always find yourself feeling like you're walking on the moon.
33. if you stop taking DXM, your liver will give out.
34. you are now smuggling DXM across state lines.
35. you've bought out the entire stock of Robitussin at the only gas station in your neighborhood that sells it.
36. you ask that gas station to order extra stock just for you.
37. when the cops see you, and you look like you're on something, they no longer try and stop you because they know what you're on is legal.
38. your trip sitter has now permanently moved into your house to trip-sit you.
39. the companies that make cough medicine occasionally call you up to thank you.
40. the pharmacy won't sell DXM to you anymore without a doctor's note.
41. you have scars from all the robo-itching and robo-scratching.
42. your entire diet consists of any of the foods listed below.
43. Mr. Olney calls you up to do research.
44. you can see through the holes in your brain.