And I would continue the tradition and sculpt he landscape of my upper thigh (that is my line!)
So. We left for Vancouver at 6. Good times commenced with O-Zone and whatnot. Then, in Abbotsford, we had a flat tire. So Lindsey, Cori and I retired to the local Booster Juice (tm), while Braydan and Lisa went to remedy the situation. A few hours later, we are still here.
Fortunately, at one point, lots of hot ladies came in. And Cori decided to start a little conversation to ease the pass of time. We each took turns typing into a text editor, and came up with this gem of prose:
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see... i vote lindsey goes and helps them gr.12 females with their math work :D:D lol, i knew thatswhat ou were thinking silly azn. i don't got those kinda mad skills though. can you believe those girls are only in grade 12 nukka!!! did u here them nukkah? this is the hardest math hahahaha clearly they have never done multi-variable calculas... hahaha silly blaZns oh boy. sean knows multi-variable calc. oh more hotties!!! hmmm... i like the scenery in abottsford... is that a math text in ur hand? or do u just wanna get naked. more! look at the car there. please be hot please be hot please be hot. please need random math help hahaha, igot something u can caluclate.... you can differentiate me all you want honey d.f xaxfw cm a xcrnricoyvvv ,abba ldfocjanZ hey baby, im a biologist... wanna physical? ah ok, i think i'm spent on the math jokes and such. so about that stench. i <3 ass... and apparently ass <3's booster juice... vdvdvd kekeke vanarial disease? oh i see... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tight for the beach blue jeans to 6:30... c 1 c 1 c 1 c 1 c 1!!! I CAN"T THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY!!! MMMM HOTTIES!! OMGZ. Maybe I should talk in their language. Wut u up 2 bbe? I cn like go all nite. :D:D so.... do they have booster juice in your flavor? ... hey, i got a banana and some oranges that could use some juicing... ok time to turn this into cs. PLEASE!!! YOU MAY ROXER MY BOXERS ALL YOU LIKE!!! Wow. I just noticed that they share the girls and guys washrooms. They were really thinking ahead! Now I can get some underage action without going against my morals of letting girls in the guys washroom, and me going into girls washrooms. thats the kinda trunk space u want in a late model sadan... mmmmmm hahahaha, i dont sapose ur having a CHERRY flavoured juice? as for the cs... if i was a CT i'd let u plant the bomb whenever u want... my thats a nice flashbang, speaking of bang.. i saw you look, cori, when that guy came in. no! bad cori! he is not for men, and he is not for eating. hahah look! lisa and braydan turned into an azn! and they got a grill as a bonus. I need an iPod. just because i want someone for murdering and consumption... dont hate, or ill kill and eat you... mmmmmm, lindsey on rotisery yay for the... what the hell do you call them... linkin beach... trail... municiple gathering place... park! thats it! GODDD 30 more min!! And teh battery is dying. GAAH. Mmm. Delgados. Mmm. Hotties. I lessthenthree them. Unless they lessthenbackslashthree me. Then I hate them. RAWR. so... i see ur drinkin a low carb smoothie... is that cause u think ur fat? cause ur not... you could drink a normal smoothie if u wanted.... if i were a JOptionPane u could so be my inputDialog. int hotness=0; do{ system.out.println("drool..."); } while (hotness >= smoothe hotties); If everything executes properly during runtime, my method is going to invoke the copy constructor and create a new instance of her class. ... oh em gee double u tee eff noobs... ur 1337... would you be my #000000 text on my #111111 background.... so, wanna be embedded? are u plugin play, or do i have update my drivers? so... i just upgraded, are u usb 2.0 compatible? thats a nice slot... pci-express? i'm dry, both in ideas and in alcohol content. where's the oe? (get it sean... ideas... drunkeness...) OMG. j00 funny. I think we should end this on a good note. Time to post this shit.
see... i vote lindsey goes and helps them gr.12 females with their math work :D:D lol, i knew thatswhat ou were thinking silly azn. i don't got those kinda mad skills though. can you believe those girls are only in grade 12 nukka!!! did u here them nukkah? this is the hardest math hahahaha clearly they have never done multi-variable calculas... hahaha silly blaZns oh boy. sean knows multi-variable calc. oh more hotties!!! hmmm... i like the scenery in abottsford... is that a math text in ur hand? or do u just wanna get naked. more! look at the car there. please be hot please be hot please be hot. please need random math help hahaha, igot something u can caluclate.... you can differentiate me all you want honey d.f xaxfw cm a xcrnricoyvvv ,abba ldfocjanZ hey baby, im a biologist... wanna physical? ah ok, i think i'm spent on the math jokes and such. so about that stench. i <3 ass... and apparently ass <3's booster juice... vdvdvd kekeke vanarial disease? oh i see... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tight for the beach blue jeans to 6:30... c 1 c 1 c 1 c 1 c 1!!! I CAN"T THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY!!! MMMM HOTTIES!! OMGZ. Maybe I should talk in their language. Wut u up 2 bbe? I cn like go all nite. :D:D so.... do they have booster juice in your flavor? ... hey, i got a banana and some oranges that could use some juicing... ok time to turn this into cs. PLEASE!!! YOU MAY ROXER MY BOXERS ALL YOU LIKE!!! Wow. I just noticed that they share the girls and guys washrooms. They were really thinking ahead! Now I can get some underage action without going against my morals of letting girls in the guys washroom, and me going into girls washrooms. thats the kinda trunk space u want in a late model sadan... mmmmmm hahahaha, i dont sapose ur having a CHERRY flavoured juice? as for the cs... if i was a CT i'd let u plant the bomb whenever u want... my thats a nice flashbang, speaking of bang.. i saw you look, cori, when that guy came in. no! bad cori! he is not for men, and he is not for eating. hahah look! lisa and braydan turned into an azn! and they got a grill as a bonus. I need an iPod. just because i want someone for murdering and consumption... dont hate, or ill kill and eat you... mmmmmm, lindsey on rotisery yay for the... what the hell do you call them... linkin beach... trail... municiple gathering place... park! thats it! GODDD 30 more min!! And teh battery is dying. GAAH. Mmm. Delgados. Mmm. Hotties. I lessthenthree them. Unless they lessthenbackslashthree me. Then I hate them. RAWR. so... i see ur drinkin a low carb smoothie... is that cause u think ur fat? cause ur not... you could drink a normal smoothie if u wanted.... if i were a JOptionPane u could so be my inputDialog. int hotness=0; do{ system.out.println("drool..."); } while (hotness >= smoothe hotties); If everything executes properly during runtime, my method is going to invoke the copy constructor and create a new instance of her class. ... oh em gee double u tee eff noobs... ur 1337... would you be my #000000 text on my #111111 background.... so, wanna be embedded? are u plugin play, or do i have update my drivers? so... i just upgraded, are u usb 2.0 compatible? thats a nice slot... pci-express? i'm dry, both in ideas and in alcohol content. where's the oe? (get it sean... ideas... drunkeness...) OMG. j00 funny. I think we should end this on a good note. Time to post this shit.