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I FOUND JIRAIYA! I FOUND JIRAIYA! BOOYAH! There I was, walking in my south west path I think. I got lost in some desert dunes... and there he was!! I mean, I was in the middle of the desert Lord knows how I ended up here... and I thought it was a mirage or something at first... So I walked up to it and started poking it figuring the mirage would go away. I mean, that Kei chick was in the mirage too and come on now WHO has time to get distracted by a mirage LIKE THAT!? Then out of no where Mirage Jiraiya, turns out to be real Jiraiya!
He starts screaming “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE!” over and over and over and over... Ugh the desert really did mess with my mind. Turns out it actually was Jiraiya! And get this! GET THIS!! HE DENIES HE IS OUT HERE TO TRAIN KEI! I told him w hat his note said and he was like “WHY DID YOU READ IT IM BIG AND MEAN AND SCARY AND I WISH THE LADIES LIKED ME!!!” and I was like “LISTEN OLD DUDE! DON’T TRAIN SOME GIRL! TRAIN ME!” Events may or may not have happened like that...
So, yeah! It took some doing but I so told him who’s boss! HE SHOULD BE TRAINING ME! NOT SOME GIRL!!! And he eventually agreed and he is now putting me through EXTENSIVE strength and endurance training! OH YEAH! I am so going to be able to run, jump and kick the fastest, highest and like nobodies business~! I wonder if Sakura-chan -^_^- will think I’m date-able when she sees how muscular I’m going to be when I get back!
So? What exactly does he have me doing for strength training? IT’S A SECRET! But it does include heavy bags and carrying them for long distances! And it’s even a test of balance! In one of the bags I am carrying are poisonous spiders and the likes! So if I drop the bag I’m SO dead! I will not fail this training! I will show Jiraiya I have what it takes for his “special training” that he keeps talking about!!!
I wonder what the special training is! I bet it is some sort of super powerful move that will put Sasuke to shame! Like so powerful when I do it... it knocks down trees for miles around and like really hurts the target! How cool would THAT be? Or maybe it is some kind of new summoning. Something better then these stupid frogs he has me summoning! I mean, how cool would a GIANT SPIDER be!
Oh well. Only time will tell what Jiraiya’s training is! For the time being I have to take careful steps to avoid dropping these bags and failing my strength training. I would like to take a peek in the green bag I am carrying though... Jiraiya says his research for his next book is in there...
I wonder if I can ask Jiraiya to train me in his stealth skills. My stealth could really use some work. And then I could take up peeping just like Jiraiya!!
He starts screaming “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE!” over and over and over and over... Ugh the desert really did mess with my mind. Turns out it actually was Jiraiya! And get this! GET THIS!! HE DENIES HE IS OUT HERE TO TRAIN KEI! I told him w hat his note said and he was like “WHY DID YOU READ IT IM BIG AND MEAN AND SCARY AND I WISH THE LADIES LIKED ME!!!” and I was like “LISTEN OLD DUDE! DON’T TRAIN SOME GIRL! TRAIN ME!” Events may or may not have happened like that...
So, yeah! It took some doing but I so told him who’s boss! HE SHOULD BE TRAINING ME! NOT SOME GIRL!!! And he eventually agreed and he is now putting me through EXTENSIVE strength and endurance training! OH YEAH! I am so going to be able to run, jump and kick the fastest, highest and like nobodies business~! I wonder if Sakura-chan -^_^- will think I’m date-able when she sees how muscular I’m going to be when I get back!
So? What exactly does he have me doing for strength training? IT’S A SECRET! But it does include heavy bags and carrying them for long distances! And it’s even a test of balance! In one of the bags I am carrying are poisonous spiders and the likes! So if I drop the bag I’m SO dead! I will not fail this training! I will show Jiraiya I have what it takes for his “special training” that he keeps talking about!!!
I wonder what the special training is! I bet it is some sort of super powerful move that will put Sasuke to shame! Like so powerful when I do it... it knocks down trees for miles around and like really hurts the target! How cool would THAT be? Or maybe it is some kind of new summoning. Something better then these stupid frogs he has me summoning! I mean, how cool would a GIANT SPIDER be!
Oh well. Only time will tell what Jiraiya’s training is! For the time being I have to take careful steps to avoid dropping these bags and failing my strength training. I would like to take a peek in the green bag I am carrying though... Jiraiya says his research for his next book is in there...
I wonder if I can ask Jiraiya to train me in his stealth skills. My stealth could really use some work. And then I could take up peeping just like Jiraiya!!