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Jul 15, 2008 14:52

This morning I woke up and realized something very important: I shouldn't work for foreigners. This is entirely from a lazy person's perspective, and has nothing to do with hating oulandish people and being an immigrant - what with me being one. The problem is foreign people, as I see it, is that they work too damn hard. Except for me, because I was raised in America, and have an natural desposition to be incredibly irresponsible and lazy. If I grew up in Russia I'm sure that desposition would have been beaten out of me (possibly literally) in childhood. So, my point being is that I shouldn't work for pompous, bipolar Israelis or obsessive-compulsive Indian guys, because they're like the antithesis of lazy and the definition of foreign. I need to find me a white man.

Also:
myxaspeedx (1:58:16 AM): god that shit weirds me out so much, all that "superpoke!" and "virtual gifts" and all that other facebook shit
myxaspeedx (1:58:19 AM): it goes WAY too far
arachn1dspyder (1:58:23 AM): Yea, fuck that shit.
arachn1dspyder (1:58:27 AM): I hate the "STD" app.
arachn1dspyder (1:58:30 AM): "your friend just gave you AIDS"

Dude holy shit ok he's joking right because if that actually existed I would probably spend the rest of my summer on facebook. Giving people AIDS.
Tell me he's not joking.
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