May 10, 2007 20:54
Uzair’s Life Lessons:
1. Life sucks, and then it swallows.
2. Instant Noodles are a University Student’s best friend (Especially if he’s living off campus)
3. It IS possible to lose sleep over worrying if you’re ‘getting enough sleep’.
4. Extensions are a Professor’s way of saying he/she Loves you.
5. An extension on your paper will always beat sex.
6. Water? What is this water you speak of?
7. Getting coffee from Tim Hortons is like getting yourself a Birthday Present everyday.
8. No, the annoying kid in the back of class wont shut up. Get over it.
9. When people say they want ‘to see the world’, they always mean Western Europe…or Australia.
10. You’d be surprised how easy it is to sleep just about anywhere after starting University.
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