Aug 07, 2009 12:02
This contraption is remarkable. Although I must admit, I prefer ink and paper to this...communication device. There is something lacking in type as opposed to script.
I am to understand that I have arrived in an entirely new location, despite the fact that I had only just stepped out of my office for a brief turn around the garden? If someone could please instruct me as to how to return home, I would be most appreciative. I have quite a lot of work to finish, and there is no place on my schedule for even a brief holiday at this point in time, fascinating though this new locale may be.
~Franz Joseph I
Emperor of Austria
King of Hungary
what the devil is going on?,
how are such things possible?,
i have an empire to run