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[uwontknowme]

i shit you not I had a very vivid dream about jeopardy last night, but it turned into a fucking slaughter house, like some guy got an answer wrong and they started this new policy that they had to kill him with a chainsaw because he got the answer wrong, so I freaked and was going on about how it was unfair, and then everything turned dark and all you could hear were screams and chainsaw noises, so i ducked under one of those podium things, they turned the lights back on and there was only one chair left out in the audience, and everyone was dead, and the place was just covered in blood, and I could still hear some people in the back just like slopping around in blood. so I waited behind that podium for someone to come, when through the doors came this rescue team, and they saw that I was the only survivor, and the took me into their helicopter to tell me about why it happened...so it turned out that alex trebek is the devil, and the network has known about it all along, but they were waiting for him to blow a gasket, because he was such a good host and all, they figured they would just keep him on there and wait for the day he would freak out and kill everyone. but the thing is, he was still on the loose, so we took the helicopter to find where alex trebek was hiding...
Then the rescue team and I went to hannaford to go grocery shopping, we were hungry. I remember reaching into one of the stores freezer looking for broccoli and finding a head in a bag, then I woke up.

maybe I shouldn't do acid before bed huh?