Gay, Straight, or Baby?
KAT-TUN’s resident thug extraordinaire, Tanaka Koki, is really softer than marshmallow. Odds are if you date him he will propose. Someone who knows him stated, “Well, he’s serious but not really… Not long after he starts dating a girl he’ll say, ‘let’s get married.’”
Koki is said to be the type that falls hard when starting a relationship and “Let’s get married” seems to be his favorite saying.
I feel like I’ve read that in a magazine before.
Anyway, also in his repertoire of lovey dovey talk are “I’ll protect you,” and “If you’re in danger of getting hit by a dump truck, I’ll stand in front of it.”
How... romantic? Who says Koki ain’t got game?
After a few days, when he and the girl have sent enough emails, he likes to counts up the heart emojis.
I suppose you can look at it as cute, but I dunno… that’s a bit too mushy for me.
On the other side of this is Koki the Baby. He uses baby talk a lot and it is rumored former girlfriend “A” didn’t like it so much and it may have been a reason for their breakup.
He calls his girlfriends “mama” and often says “~dechu” and “nyan nyan.” I’ll venture to guess these are accompanied by ~*~adorable~*~ head tilts and/or puffy cheeked pouty faces. Ne~!
Going even further, alongside Cutesy Koki and Koki the Baby there’s Possibly Gay Koki. Allegedly, Koki has said, “Maybe I’m gay,” “If from Johnny’s, I could do it with ‘Y.’”
I wonder who Y is… I think we can eliminate Yamapi on account of him shagging Koki’s ex.
Whatever personality Koki chooses to go with, he doesn’t seem to have much discretion over what he says.
I guess Gangsta Koki is saved for the clubs. He does have a reputation to maintain after all.
credits: 探偵ファイル
Koki is said to be the type that falls hard when starting a relationship and “Let’s get married” seems to be his favorite saying.
I feel like I’ve read that in a magazine before.
Anyway, also in his repertoire of lovey dovey talk are “I’ll protect you,” and “If you’re in danger of getting hit by a dump truck, I’ll stand in front of it.”
How... romantic? Who says Koki ain’t got game?
After a few days, when he and the girl have sent enough emails, he likes to counts up the heart emojis.
I suppose you can look at it as cute, but I dunno… that’s a bit too mushy for me.
On the other side of this is Koki the Baby. He uses baby talk a lot and it is rumored former girlfriend “A” didn’t like it so much and it may have been a reason for their breakup.
He calls his girlfriends “mama” and often says “~dechu” and “nyan nyan.” I’ll venture to guess these are accompanied by ~*~adorable~*~ head tilts and/or puffy cheeked pouty faces. Ne~!
Going even further, alongside Cutesy Koki and Koki the Baby there’s Possibly Gay Koki. Allegedly, Koki has said, “Maybe I’m gay,” “If from Johnny’s, I could do it with ‘Y.’”
I wonder who Y is… I think we can eliminate Yamapi on account of him shagging Koki’s ex.
Whatever personality Koki chooses to go with, he doesn’t seem to have much discretion over what he says.
I guess Gangsta Koki is saved for the clubs. He does have a reputation to maintain after all.
credits: 探偵ファイル