Hetalia meme
The Axis
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood ( )
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)
You're very happy-go-lucky ( )
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies ( )
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ( )
You're a good artist (x)
You can be clumsy at times (x)
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something ( )
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ( )
You would surrender in a war situation ( )
(3/10)
Germany (Ludwig)
You're very stoic and serious ( )
Sausages are your favourite foods ( )
You like to walk dogs/your dog ( )
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case ( )
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ( )
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules ( )
You work very hard ( )
Your alone time is your 'happy time' ( )
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ( )
You've had issues with money once or twice (x)
(1/10)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature ( )
You think everything over before saying it ( )
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one ( )
You isolated yourself during childhood ( )
You became very successful in a short amount of time ( )
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)
You can seem cold/aloof to other people ( )
You're good at practical tasks ( )
You need time to adjust to new people (x)
(2/10)
The Allies
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers (x) [VEGETARIAN ONES ANYWAY. Otherwise I'd be ill :C]
You think you're awesome (x) [Hey, think? :C]
You love to invent things (x)
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)
You can seem to be very brash to other people ( )
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)
You're terrified of ghosts (x)
You know aliens exist (x)
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )
You wear glasses (x) [Reading glasses? idk :T I wear them more than I should |D]
(8/10)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea (x)
You were quite tough as a kid (x)
You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)
Your cooking is awful (x) [I CAN'T EVEN COOK MICROWAVE FOOD. NO JOKE. /lives on salads ;;]
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)
...But you refuse to believe in aliens ( )
You have tried doing black magic before (x)
You get drunk quite easily (x)
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ( )
You're good at embroidery (x)
(7/10)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
You're very affectionate (x)
You think you have a great fashion sense (x)
You like wine ( )
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (x) [|D;]
You love red roses (x) [Rose is my middle name ;u;]
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (x) [...LMAO]
You're very proud of yourself (x)
You love culture and the arts (x)
You're very flamboyant (x)
You say you're a gourmet ( )
(8/10)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood (x)
You're very tall ( )
You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)
You wear a scarf all the time ( )
You love sunflowers (x)
You love vodka (x)
You can seem intimidating to other people ( )
You're very strong (x)
You have a big nose ( )
You have a strange laugh that can scare people ( )
(5/10)
China (Wang Yao)
You're very mature ( )
You're very superstitious (x)
You're very religious ( )
You love pandas (x) [Dude lmao my LAYOUT |D]
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ( )
You love Hello Kitty (x)
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously ( )
You work hard ( )
You're good at drawing (x)
You like sweets (x)
(5/10)
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
You are very well-raised ( )
You're polite (x)
You love classical music (x)
You like cake (x)
You have a mole on your face (x) [I have like 20 :T]
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away ( )
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument ( )
You've composed music before ( )
You tend to call people 'morons' ( )
You wear glasses (x)
(5/10)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
You're often ignored by people (x)
You look younger than you actually are (x)
You love hockey (x)
You love polar bears (x) [I WANT ONE ;u;]
You hate fighting (x)
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy ( )
You often get mistaken for someone else ( ) [I used to, does that count? |D]
You feel under-appreciated ( )
You're bilingual (x) [Sort of? I've done a bit of French, Japanese and Spanish anyway |D;;; SO QUADLINGUAL? idek bro]
You always carry a bear with you ( )
(6/10)
Cuba
You smoke ( )
You're very physically strong (x)
You've won a lot of fist-fights (x)
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ( )
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)
You like hot weather ( )
You can be very friendly from time to time (x)
You look very tough on the outside ( )
You make a very nice role-model (x)
You don't let people get a word in edgeways ( )
(5/10)
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth ( )
You like to wear flowers in your hair (x)
You used to be a very tough kid (x) [I once cracked a kids head open for picking on my BFF :T]
You're very reliable (x)
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x) [SEE ABOVE |D]
You're very faithful (x)
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. ( )
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next ( )
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)
(7/10)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
You're very loyal (x)
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together ( )
You're very serious ( )
You have a lot of patience ( )
You think too much about philosophical stuff ( )
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... ( )
You're not very confident ( )
You were quite rebellious as a child ( )
People tend to walk all over you ( )
You're a born worrier ( )
(0/10)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
You're very flamboyant ( )
You're quite hyperactive ( )
You can be quite goofy (x)
When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix ( )
You're very wary of strangers (x)
It takes you ages to come out of your shell (x)
However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (x)
You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions ( )
You love pansies and corn-poppies ( )
You get up to lots of crazy antics (x)
(5/10)
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
You're quite mean-spirited (x)
You're a bit of a hooligan (x)
You're very loyal (x)
You're very good at tactics ( )
You hate Russia ( )
You love to fight people ( ) [I -used- to |D]
You can avoid marriages quite well ( )
You're not always taken seriously (x)
You like drinking ( )
You want to become stronger (x)
(5/10)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
You are clueless about things around you (x)
You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes (x) [OMNOMNOM]
You're very responsible (x)
You tend to dramatize over things a lot (x)
You love churros ( ) [wtf is that?]
You help people in crisis (x)
You are quite random (x)
Somehow, you like bananas (x) [OMNOMNOM]
You often offer food to people (x)
You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers ( )
(8/10)
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
You tend to overreact a lot (x)
You like to order people around ( )
You're a scaredy-cat (x)
You curse a lot (x)
You go drama depressed when people ignore you (x)
You tend to blush easily (x)
You are lazy like hell (x)
You love tomatoes a lot (x) [Thanks Spain and Romano, you made me want tomatoes now :T]
You fix yourself on stupid matters (x)
You get defensive at the slightest comment (x)
(9/10)
LMAO OH God so.
1: Romano
Joint 2: America, France, Spain?
Joint 3: Hunary, England
WHY. WTF. *SHAKES THINGS* I am a lot of them apparently |D;;;