Oct 07, 2009 13:13
[there is a muffled bumping noise as someone taps the phone to make sure it’s working, and then a dramatic clearing of the throat]
Excuse me, my name is Minori Kushieda and I don’t think I signed up to be on a reality show today! Aaaah, unless this is part of the show? I’ve never done anything like this before, but I’d like to know where I am at least! Do I get to meet the host? Will there be duels to the death later on?
I can see it now, Clash of the Suburbs... Two warriors desperately fight in this small American town for glory and honorable victory! Hmm, I think I might have seen that show, if that’s the case, I will happily partake in the competition with my best effort! Youthful vigor and hard work will always win in the end, uwahahaha!
[there is a long pause… she’s waiting for something] But I'd still like to know where I am.
welcome to mayfield,
toto i don't think we're in kansas any m