"Though 'peanut butter' is a strange battle cry."
Spamming f-lists, I'm sure, but at the rate I'm reading, I'll have this book finished before midnight.
(Lisa clearly has no self-control when it comes to choices between fandom and studying.)
So Percy's kind of a godmod. But that's the point of it. Also, he is showing signs of craziness now--I totally called it.
Percy on a motorcycle. Cue masses of fanart of Percy in a trenchcoat riding on the corpses of Kronos's army on an enormous Yamaha bike.
Ten bucks says The Beatles were the sons of Apollo.
Pffffft Pompona. NOBODY LIKES THE ROMAN GODS, GTFO. Also, lawl, demoted to bike-watcher.
Hades is a big old softie, deep down. And Rachel is fucking awesome beyond all belief.
I foresee Ethan playing a great role in the later part of the book to give the minor gods mad skillz.
Why are the gods so adorable when they're talking to their kids. I just want to squish their faces.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, PANDORA'S BOX I CALLED IT. Well, not called it called it as in pre-book, but I recognized it before they smacked me in the face with it.
"It can't be!" Somehow I'm not surprised.
holy shit Benjamin Franklin is kicking ass and taking names. Oh my god my love for this man has skyrocketed.
Party Ponies are fucking badass. Now, these guys are the Big Damn Heroes. So far, anyway.
Pierre was pretty funny, but PEDRO takes the cake. Pedro Jackson, fuck yeahhhhh.
I'm half-expecting Rachel to strip down so Percy can read her pants easily. That, or he's just going to ogle at her ass.
...OH GOD AHAHAHA. YOU'RE NOT THE HERO, pffffffffffft. So, what, our beloved angsty pansy Nico is the hero?
Demeter and her fucking cereal. Please tell me that the shredded wheat is at least frosted. But Demeter continues to be absolutely amazing with her criteria for men.
I can't stop thinking of Nico as Zuko. I mean, I did before, but the similarities are almost PAINFUL now. Expect a drawing of this sometime.
SILENA IS THE SPY. She has to be! She's been included in all the war plans, but can't really fight due to both her 'grief' and her parentage, so she can't hurt her own side and still look innocent. She went back to camp to try and get Ares, but hasn't been able to get them to Manhattan because she hasn't tried!
Whoaaaaaa Clarisse. Badass. Props to Silena for barging in there like that though, holy wow. But I still say she's the spy.
YES, I FUCKING CALLED IT! SILENA IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SPY!
Holy crap, Clarisse has seriously taken a level in badass. DRAKON-SLAYER in allcaps, hodamn.
I can't unsee Grover as Tucker, the comedic relief who kicks ass some of the time.
AHAHAHA RACHEL JUST DUMPED THE NOT-HERO. Wow Percy, you get a major power upgrade and now your status is falling faster than a bird having a hear attack in midair.
Ohohoh, no one would see the explanation of the book title coming.
OH MY GOD PAUL IS SO DAMN BADASS I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS
OH MY GOD SALLY USING A GUN ON HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO AWESOME I CAN'T EVEN THINK PROPERLY
aughhhh so confused THANK YOU RACHEL. THANK YOU for calling him not-hero and then calling him hero and now that stupid prophecy, aughhhh.
Ethan Nakamura, you rock hardcore. He is now my all-time favorite martyr.
Kronos has officially pulled The Big No.
Typhon and Tyson are such close names.
HOLY SHIT EPIC PLOT TWIST oh my god LUUUUUUUUKE
Ohgod Zuko Nicooooooooooooooooo
h-holy shit Percy's being offered a place as a god. HOLY SHIT ten bucks says he won't take it.
OH MY GODDDDD FUCK YES PERCY, HONOR ETHAN NAKAMURA AND ALL THAT HE STOOD FORish
OHwow, Rachel. There's no such thing as normalcy for anyone who knows a half-blood, is there? I mean, look at Percy's mom and step-dad--they seriously brought new meaning to the words "FUCKING EPIC."
d'awwwwww good end.
I have a feeling I will be drawing lots of fanart for this. Lots and lots of fanart.
(Lisa clearly has no self-control when it comes to choices between fandom and studying.)
So Percy's kind of a godmod. But that's the point of it. Also, he is showing signs of craziness now--I totally called it.
Percy on a motorcycle. Cue masses of fanart of Percy in a trenchcoat riding on the corpses of Kronos's army on an enormous Yamaha bike.
Ten bucks says The Beatles were the sons of Apollo.
Pffffft Pompona. NOBODY LIKES THE ROMAN GODS, GTFO. Also, lawl, demoted to bike-watcher.
Hades is a big old softie, deep down. And Rachel is fucking awesome beyond all belief.
I foresee Ethan playing a great role in the later part of the book to give the minor gods mad skillz.
Why are the gods so adorable when they're talking to their kids. I just want to squish their faces.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, PANDORA'S BOX I CALLED IT. Well, not called it called it as in pre-book, but I recognized it before they smacked me in the face with it.
"It can't be!" Somehow I'm not surprised.
holy shit Benjamin Franklin is kicking ass and taking names. Oh my god my love for this man has skyrocketed.
Party Ponies are fucking badass. Now, these guys are the Big Damn Heroes. So far, anyway.
Pierre was pretty funny, but PEDRO takes the cake. Pedro Jackson, fuck yeahhhhh.
I'm half-expecting Rachel to strip down so Percy can read her pants easily. That, or he's just going to ogle at her ass.
...OH GOD AHAHAHA. YOU'RE NOT THE HERO, pffffffffffft. So, what, our beloved angsty pansy Nico is the hero?
Demeter and her fucking cereal. Please tell me that the shredded wheat is at least frosted. But Demeter continues to be absolutely amazing with her criteria for men.
I can't stop thinking of Nico as Zuko. I mean, I did before, but the similarities are almost PAINFUL now. Expect a drawing of this sometime.
SILENA IS THE SPY. She has to be! She's been included in all the war plans, but can't really fight due to both her 'grief' and her parentage, so she can't hurt her own side and still look innocent. She went back to camp to try and get Ares, but hasn't been able to get them to Manhattan because she hasn't tried!
Whoaaaaaa Clarisse. Badass. Props to Silena for barging in there like that though, holy wow. But I still say she's the spy.
YES, I FUCKING CALLED IT! SILENA IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SPY!
Holy crap, Clarisse has seriously taken a level in badass. DRAKON-SLAYER in allcaps, hodamn.
I can't unsee Grover as Tucker, the comedic relief who kicks ass some of the time.
AHAHAHA RACHEL JUST DUMPED THE NOT-HERO. Wow Percy, you get a major power upgrade and now your status is falling faster than a bird having a hear attack in midair.
Ohohoh, no one would see the explanation of the book title coming.
OH MY GOD PAUL IS SO DAMN BADASS I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS
OH MY GOD SALLY USING A GUN ON HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO AWESOME I CAN'T EVEN THINK PROPERLY
aughhhh so confused THANK YOU RACHEL. THANK YOU for calling him not-hero and then calling him hero and now that stupid prophecy, aughhhh.
Ethan Nakamura, you rock hardcore. He is now my all-time favorite martyr.
Kronos has officially pulled The Big No.
Typhon and Tyson are such close names.
HOLY SHIT EPIC PLOT TWIST oh my god LUUUUUUUUKE
Ohgod Zuko Nicooooooooooooooooo
h-holy shit Percy's being offered a place as a god. HOLY SHIT ten bucks says he won't take it.
OH MY GODDDDD FUCK YES PERCY, HONOR ETHAN NAKAMURA AND ALL THAT HE STOOD FORish
OHwow, Rachel. There's no such thing as normalcy for anyone who knows a half-blood, is there? I mean, look at Percy's mom and step-dad--they seriously brought new meaning to the words "FUCKING EPIC."
d'awwwwww good end.
I have a feeling I will be drawing lots of fanart for this. Lots and lots of fanart.