You might be a redneck if....
...you regard an obsolete toilet as lawn furniture.
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You're definitely a redneck if you place said toilet on your neighbor's lawn --- as one of our neighbors did. Put their toilet on our lawn, that is.
Now, I realize that we're living in a trailer park (excuse me: a "mobile home estate"); but could we please not conform so readily to the stereotype of these types of residences being inhabited largely by white trash?
Not sure exactly why our newish (they moved in late this past summer) neighbors placed their toilet on our lawn; we haven't had any kerfuffles with them that I know about, although the missus has been muttering about the Sanford & Son (Steptoe and Son for any UK readers out there) vibe that the rear of their trailer's house's lot has acquired.
All I can say is, for everybody's sake, I hope that said toilet has been removed by the time the missus steps out the door; she's threatened to summarily hurl the commode through the neighbors' front window if it hasn't been.
I don't have enough money to post her bail. And that will make her really cranky.
*pause*
You're definitely a redneck if you place said toilet on your neighbor's lawn --- as one of our neighbors did. Put their toilet on our lawn, that is.
Now, I realize that we're living in a trailer park (excuse me: a "mobile home estate"); but could we please not conform so readily to the stereotype of these types of residences being inhabited largely by white trash?
Not sure exactly why our newish (they moved in late this past summer) neighbors placed their toilet on our lawn; we haven't had any kerfuffles with them that I know about, although the missus has been muttering about the Sanford & Son (Steptoe and Son for any UK readers out there) vibe that the rear of their trailer's house's lot has acquired.
All I can say is, for everybody's sake, I hope that said toilet has been removed by the time the missus steps out the door; she's threatened to summarily hurl the commode through the neighbors' front window if it hasn't been.
I don't have enough money to post her bail. And that will make her really cranky.