Down these lonely streets a MAN must go!
I'm struck by the thought that the Whitesnake song "Here I Go Again" would be sooooo much better if, instead of:
"'Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams"
David Coverdale sang:
"'Cause I know what it is
To walk along the lonely streets of jizz"
I mean, seriously: vast improvement.
*pause*
It also occurs to me that "The Lonely Streets of Jizz" would make almost as awesome a book title as Jack Vance's Servants of the Wankh (the second book in his Planet of Adventure tetralogy).
"Hail, Wankh-Brothers, HAIL!"
"'Cause I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams"
David Coverdale sang:
"'Cause I know what it is
To walk along the lonely streets of jizz"
I mean, seriously: vast improvement.
*pause*
It also occurs to me that "The Lonely Streets of Jizz" would make almost as awesome a book title as Jack Vance's Servants of the Wankh (the second book in his Planet of Adventure tetralogy).
"Hail, Wankh-Brothers, HAIL!"