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It's Monday! I'm so happy I could barf!
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A few weeks ago a 143 year old lady plowed into the side of my company van (aka "Big Red").
On Friday, word came down that they're gonna total it out. It still runs and drives down the road real nice so I'm gonna keep it and pocket the insurance money to replace Big Red later when the engine blows up or the wheels fall off or the rear springs come up through the floor or what have you. I popped the dent out and replaced the broken window and polished the turd it up real nice, so it passes for respectable.
My last Ford 150 ("Rusty") I drove until the transmission fell out of it. I have trouble killing my Fords.
This '66 Econoline isn't my van, but it really should be.
From the Spooner Archives:
I estimate that to be from Fall 2005. It still cracks me right up.
It starts at "RING! RING!" and goes for about 2½ minutes.
My Photobucket goes back to late 2003/early 2004. I've been going through it recently to see what kinda ridiculous crap is still in there from the early days. I'll be posting some of it in the next few weeks.
PIZZA!
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A few weeks ago a 143 year old lady plowed into the side of my company van (aka "Big Red").
On Friday, word came down that they're gonna total it out. It still runs and drives down the road real nice so I'm gonna keep it and pocket the insurance money to replace Big Red later when the engine blows up or the wheels fall off or the rear springs come up through the floor or what have you. I popped the dent out and replaced the broken window and polished the turd it up real nice, so it passes for respectable.
My last Ford 150 ("Rusty") I drove until the transmission fell out of it. I have trouble killing my Fords.
This '66 Econoline isn't my van, but it really should be.
From the Spooner Archives:
I estimate that to be from Fall 2005. It still cracks me right up.
It starts at "RING! RING!" and goes for about 2½ minutes.
My Photobucket goes back to late 2003/early 2004. I've been going through it recently to see what kinda ridiculous crap is still in there from the early days. I'll be posting some of it in the next few weeks.
PIZZA!