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[uuing]

[ As the feed starts there's a quick shot of water - apparently the owner of the device is near the edge of a big pond in Violet City. Then the camera turns to reveal a brightly smiling Maria. ]

Uu-! Hi everyone! Today Sakutaro and Maria are going to catch lots of Magikarp!

[ She eagerly points to the water. ] Maria has learned that witches

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[usedkunai]

[A master of responding tactfully, have a baffled Yosuke with a Surskit sitting on his head like a hat.]

Uh... why would you want to catch a lot of Magikarp?

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[uuing]

Uu-, don't know? Catching lots of Magikarp and caring for them is part of Maria's witch training!

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[usedkunai]

...Witch training?

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[uuing]

That's right! Maria's going to become a really good and powerful witch one day, so have to keep up witch training. Even in this place!

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[usedkunai]

Okay, okay... I think I get it. But it's not like anyone has powers or abilities like that here anyways. So how would Magikarp help?

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[uuing]

A really powerful witch in this place told Maria it's part of what witches do! And so Maria is doing it now with Sakutaro's help so she can become an even stronger witch back home. Going to make everyone happy, uu-uu-!

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[usedkunai]

If you say so...

Uh, good luck, I guess? [What kind of witch are you??!]

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[uuing]

Uu, thank you!

... Do you maybe want a Magikarp too? Maria's going to hand them out as presents too.

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[usedkunai]

If you want.... I guess? [Considers.] Magikarp are pretty useless as Pokémon. But I guess they're pretty cool when they evolve...

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[uuing]

Uu-... Not useless at all. It's really mean to say something like that! They need to be taken care of, uu--!!

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[usedkunai]

Have you ever used a Magikarp? Because seriously. Splash? Flail? The only decent thing it learns before it evolves is Tackle, and even that kinda sucks.

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[uuing]

You shouldn't be so mean to the Magikarp! Uu-uu, not mean, not mean! They're just trying their best too..!!

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[usedkunai]

He-hey! I never said they weren't trying. I mean, they're cooler when they evolve! Just... [Oh geeze. Wonder what they hell he's gotten himself into.]

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[uuing]

[ Footh in mouth moment, Yosuke.. ]

Uu, Maria thinks Magikarp are really cool even if they don't evolve. Will give them really cool names too to prove it!

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[usedkunai]

[That's pretty much every moment for Yosuke.]

Okay, okay! Geeze, you say one thing about them... They're... cool.

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[uuing]

[ Footh in mouth living. ]

Kyakyakya, Maria's glad you see it this way too now! Everyone should like the poor Magikarp a little more, uu-.