I don't update often. I do update well.
I am now in the
Guiness Book of World Records. It's my new pickup line. "Hey baby, I've got a world record."
This is me
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There is another picture of me on the bridge over Sydney harbor doing blue steel. It is amazing.
They wouldn't let me get two of the pictures because they appeared "too dangerous" on the bridge.
Our hotel in Sydney was 500 feet from 4 brothels.