Return of the Punch
Holy shit, you're saying to yourself, he updated.
That's right, I have, but nothing to do with writing or working out - this has to do with something a bit more alcoholic.
You see, I was going to go on a trip this weekend, but turns out that I have to work saturday, totally murdering my three day weekend. Not one to let pissedoffenergy go to waste, I have decided that saturday is:
Return of the Punch
You may have heard stories about it. I don't think anyone reading this has truely had it, though, expect for maybe Neil, who I think is too far gone to have it affect him any longer. Suffice to say, the house is parent free this weekend and since Jen is throwing a DDR party, it'll be torn to shreds anyway, so why not bring back the punch and play some games while doing it? So, it starts around 6:30 on Saturday. Anyone reading this is invited. There will be punch, linked xboxen, me and also the random ddr games that jen is setting up for her party.
There is a warning, though. Like I said, I don't think anyone who is reading this has really had the real punch. You may have had the weakened stuff at the Citadel, but really, that wasn't proper punch. The punch has been known to:
Send people behind my garage for hours to cry
Cause boxing matches to spontaniously appear in the back yard
Cause Matt Loch to drink himself sober
Cause people to randomly leave in the dead of winter in only a tshirt and shorts, never to return
Cause severe emotional breakdowns in the middle of the diningroom
Cause at least one couple to break up and another two people to get together, at every party it has been at
Cause blindness when combined with grain alcohol
So, in two days, show up around 6:30 and the festivities will start. I will have punch. Matt Loch will bring the spicy parrots. Drew will whine. And, it will be good.
That's right, I have, but nothing to do with writing or working out - this has to do with something a bit more alcoholic.
You see, I was going to go on a trip this weekend, but turns out that I have to work saturday, totally murdering my three day weekend. Not one to let pissedoffenergy go to waste, I have decided that saturday is:
Return of the Punch
You may have heard stories about it. I don't think anyone reading this has truely had it, though, expect for maybe Neil, who I think is too far gone to have it affect him any longer. Suffice to say, the house is parent free this weekend and since Jen is throwing a DDR party, it'll be torn to shreds anyway, so why not bring back the punch and play some games while doing it? So, it starts around 6:30 on Saturday. Anyone reading this is invited. There will be punch, linked xboxen, me and also the random ddr games that jen is setting up for her party.
There is a warning, though. Like I said, I don't think anyone who is reading this has really had the real punch. You may have had the weakened stuff at the Citadel, but really, that wasn't proper punch. The punch has been known to:
Send people behind my garage for hours to cry
Cause boxing matches to spontaniously appear in the back yard
Cause Matt Loch to drink himself sober
Cause people to randomly leave in the dead of winter in only a tshirt and shorts, never to return
Cause severe emotional breakdowns in the middle of the diningroom
Cause at least one couple to break up and another two people to get together, at every party it has been at
Cause blindness when combined with grain alcohol
So, in two days, show up around 6:30 and the festivities will start. I will have punch. Matt Loch will bring the spicy parrots. Drew will whine. And, it will be good.