I'm so paranoid I don't even trust myself. Not only do I sleep with one eye open, I sleep with both eyes open. My eyes watch each other for treachery... Ok, well, Mark and I found it hilarious. Nevermind.
http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Adam+(This+was+HARD!)+Clark is the antithesis of the previous one. Ever wanted to tell me exactly what SUCKS about me? Now's your chance!