Hi. My name's Guybrush Threepwood...

[utterlymundane]

I have a confession to make: for many years, I had never played more than 10 minutes into The Secret of Monkey Island.

This situation has been remedied. I finished it this morning!

In related news, iPaq + ScummVM = good.

Next: Full Throttle.

(Thanks to evilrobotshane for the perfectly legitimate backup copies.)