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I have a tip for all interested parties: If your girlfriend goes out of town for three weeks, it's best to not wait until the last minute to clean your apartment. However, it is best to sit on the couch in a pair of boxers and eat an entire box of popsicles while watching The Big Lewbowski. In fact, that should probably happen for more often in all our lives than in actually does. Do it this weekend.