I just want to complain so I'm going to pretend this is Twitter for a second:

[utopiarebel]

no really how do i detect gas leak and how do i cook dinner going to die but stomach might have already collapsed and huge huge big headache
@5:28

pilot out in oven but so hungry might die or might die of gas leak but never smell gas leaking and so hungry and need Indian deliver to me
@5:27