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Lucky Charms will turn your vomit green. I threw away the box, but if I had kept it I would have used this parlor trick during the parade on Tuesday, and everybody would have loved me.
I changed the oil on my scooter! Six months and 1,000 miles after I had to, but at least I did it!
The Savannah Mall is looking for an Easter Bunny, which would be great pay and hours, except my hatred of children kind of disqualifies me. In fact, my hatred of humanity disqualifies me from a lot of the jobs that are lookin' for a lady-- lifeguards and strippers, mainly.
I changed the oil on my scooter! Six months and 1,000 miles after I had to, but at least I did it!
The Savannah Mall is looking for an Easter Bunny, which would be great pay and hours, except my hatred of children kind of disqualifies me. In fact, my hatred of humanity disqualifies me from a lot of the jobs that are lookin' for a lady-- lifeguards and strippers, mainly.