Apr 13, 2007 12:38
I wonder how many side mirrors shake because the bass on the drivers honkey tonk is turned up way too loud. If I had any musical inclination I wouldn't be here right now. I'd be miles away, at some other arts conservatory learning how to play classical guitar and then fuck it up in some awesome way and revolutionize jazz as we know it. But I don't know how to play music, and as much as I've tried I can't teach myself. I can look at the notes, and if I practice for a while I can make my fingers go where the notes tell them to, but I can pick where they should go out of nowhere. I know nothing of minor and major keys, excpet