Interview me?
leeson is genius.
Answers to the "interview me?" meme. If you want me to interview you, posit the same question in the comments to this entry, and I'll try to come up with five questions for you.
1: You have the choice between consuming pickled, chocolate-covered squid eggs every day for a month, or travelling from Brindisi to Palermo with no motor transportation and an Ethiopian orphan on your back. What is your choice?
I am definitely traveling with and Etiopian orphan on my back from Brindisi to Palermo, provided I have enough water and fruit throughout the trip. Can you say unorthodox way to get in shape?
2: For some reasons, your career choices end up being witch doctor and concubine. What book do you read on the flight to your new home?
Tantric Sex as a Curative Means: How to Perform Magic With Your Body.
Corny enough?
3: Your date takes you to a Filipino-German fusion restaurant. Based only on that, will you go out with him again?
Yay! Someone who likes weird food and isn't scared of foreign cuisine! Screw the second date, I'm MARRYING this guy.
4: You see a man walking down the pavement in a bright pink tuxedo and a carrot orange mohawk. What day of the week is it?
Based on geography only, it could very well be any day of the week on the street I'm housing in, Paris. Or any given evening in Milan, provided you know where to look. *nods*
5: Aliens invade Earth and eat all of the grain crop and stores. Will Venice still flood?
*snorts* This is Italy. If something can go wrong, IT WILL GO WRONG. Of course it'll flood. The aliens will just use it as their personal swimming pool.
Answers to the "interview me?" meme. If you want me to interview you, posit the same question in the comments to this entry, and I'll try to come up with five questions for you.
1: You have the choice between consuming pickled, chocolate-covered squid eggs every day for a month, or travelling from Brindisi to Palermo with no motor transportation and an Ethiopian orphan on your back. What is your choice?
I am definitely traveling with and Etiopian orphan on my back from Brindisi to Palermo, provided I have enough water and fruit throughout the trip. Can you say unorthodox way to get in shape?
2: For some reasons, your career choices end up being witch doctor and concubine. What book do you read on the flight to your new home?
Tantric Sex as a Curative Means: How to Perform Magic With Your Body.
Corny enough?
3: Your date takes you to a Filipino-German fusion restaurant. Based only on that, will you go out with him again?
Yay! Someone who likes weird food and isn't scared of foreign cuisine! Screw the second date, I'm MARRYING this guy.
4: You see a man walking down the pavement in a bright pink tuxedo and a carrot orange mohawk. What day of the week is it?
Based on geography only, it could very well be any day of the week on the street I'm housing in, Paris. Or any given evening in Milan, provided you know where to look. *nods*
5: Aliens invade Earth and eat all of the grain crop and stores. Will Venice still flood?
*snorts* This is Italy. If something can go wrong, IT WILL GO WRONG. Of course it'll flood. The aliens will just use it as their personal swimming pool.