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I'm incredibly happy today, considering that the chilluns were out of control.
I try to stay away from work topics because I can bore people so easily. But you have to know why I'm laughing. Kids say the goddamndest things...
Today I kicked a kid out of my class before the bell even rang. A new record!
I also wrote two of the funniest referrals ever.
#1. Forgery: copied teacher's handwriting (poorly) in an attempt to gain minimal points. Accuses teacher of being racist. Student is white.
Result: In school suspension x3
#2. Disrespectful: called department head a "bitch" while standing 2 feet away from the teacher. Claims teacher is out to get him.
Result: Out of school suspension x6
Now I'm on my way out for a 2 piece and a biscuit.
I try to stay away from work topics because I can bore people so easily. But you have to know why I'm laughing. Kids say the goddamndest things...
Today I kicked a kid out of my class before the bell even rang. A new record!
I also wrote two of the funniest referrals ever.
#1. Forgery: copied teacher's handwriting (poorly) in an attempt to gain minimal points. Accuses teacher of being racist. Student is white.
Result: In school suspension x3
#2. Disrespectful: called department head a "bitch" while standing 2 feet away from the teacher. Claims teacher is out to get him.
Result: Out of school suspension x6
Now I'm on my way out for a 2 piece and a biscuit.