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The following things also cause cancer:
Deodorant, turpentine, radiation, marijuana, cellular telephones, silicone implants, radioactive wastes, lava from Lava Lamps, Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol, Sony DVD players, plaid prints, The White Stripes, Flat Eric, Prospect Park, Quakers, Romans, AP American History, Casio products, America Online, donuts, clock radios, external modems, M&Ms, Hanukah, The Young and the Restless, electric pencil sharpeners, poorly washed drapes, plastic horses, Polaroid cameras, shells, porcelain, Billy Corgan's solo effort, James Iha's solo effort, mosquitos, Open Diary, Free Open Diary, Teen Open Diary, Quit Smoking Open Diary, daylighttwilight.com, Romania, the new traffic lights, The Real World: Chicago, Santa Clause, marshmallow Peeps, and Agent Orange.