For Timber (and me, I suppose :-) )

May 12, 2006 01:05

List 12 characters in no particular order:

  1. Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  2. Crowley (Good Omens)
  3. John Constantine (Hellblazer/Constantine)
  4. Balthazar (Constantine)
  5. Roy (The Grifters)
  6. Mr. Wednesday (American Gods)
  7. Low Key Lyesmithe (American Gods)
  8. Ben Stone (Law and Order)
  9. Mike Logan (Lawand Order)
  10. Sherlock Holmes
  11. Dr. Watsonn (Sherlock Holmes)
  12. Lucifer (I, Lucifer)


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Mr. Wednesday/ Dr. Watson) fic? Do you want to?
No.  Never.  Would never ever happen.  Way too surreal.  Two completely different worlds~

Do you think Four (Balthazar) is hot? How hot? 
Fuck Yeah.  I'd spread my legs for him.

What would happen if Twelve (Lucifer) got Eight (Ben Stone) pregnant?
Fucking weird!  I could just imagine some AU Law and Order epiode though.  "Tonight on Law and Order, Catholic ADA Benjamin Stone fucks the Dark Lord, Prince of this World, He that is Called Satan and coneives his child.  Tune in to find out who wins the paternity suit"

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Mike Logan)
Yes, I could :-D

Would Two and Six ( make a good couple?
How do you define 'good' They would make a really strange couple, but it could be interesting...

Five/Nine (Roy/Mike Logan) or Five/Ten? (Mike/Sherlock Holmes) Why?
definitely Roy and Mike.  One night Roy pulls a bad con on Mike.  Mike tells him he's a cop. Roy doesn't know what to do because he's in NY, so he invited Mike to 'dinner' to talk things over... (Oooh, if anyone would read it I woould write this in a flash!)

What would happen if Seven (Loki) walked in on Two and Twelve (Crowley/Lucifer) having sex?
He would make the condom break and dry all the lube, but other than that he wouldn't care... Judeo Christian pantheon doesn't interest him.

Summarize a fic involving Three/Ten. (John Constantine/ Sherlock Holmes)
I don't really see how it could happen.. maybe John travels back in time accidently and tries to find a way back... I'm grasping here

Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Aziraphale/Ben Stone) fluff?
No, but there sure could be.  Two bookish nerdy types getting together.  Ben visits Soho and chances upon a little bookshop.  Has tea with the proprietor... actual could be promising :-)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Balthazar) to deflower One? (Aziraphale)
Alcohol an perhaps to save Crowley from punishment

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Loki) slash?
I doubt it (and T, I have read Mal slash....)

Does anyone on your friends list read Three (John Constantine) het?
Doubt it.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Watson)
Don't think so.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Crowley/Balthazar/Roy.)
No, but I would be tempted!

What might Ten (Sherlock Holmes) scream at a moment of great passion?
Lets overlook the fact that Sherlock Holmes shows no emotions whatsoever and say something like: "Theres nothing elementary about that"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Ben Stone), which song would you choose?
"Lawyers Guns and Money" in a fic involving him and Roy

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Aziraphale/Mr. Wednesday/Lucifer) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings: Extreme Existentialism and Blasphemy.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Crowley/Sherlock Holmes)
"I'm supposed to be sexless, too, but looking at you, I sure find myself making an effort"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Roy.)?
Have never read any :-(  Don't think it exists

What is Six's (Mr. Wednesday's) super-secret kink?
Wearing women's underwear?

Would Eleven (Watson) shag Nine (Ben Stone)? Drunk or sober?
Maybe after a long day.. probably not drunk

If Three (John Constantine) and Seven (Loki) get together, who tops?
Constantine, definitely... I mean Loki's been pregnant before for pete's sake

How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Loki/Ben) were canon?
I wou feel very odd.

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