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Howdy kids! ERic here with all the latest and greatest highlights of erics life! (insert audience clapping)......WEL.....lets see m'yeh.......o......yea......band. Damn! i never realized how much band was gonna rape my schedule of sitting on my fat ass and watchin TV! jesus! we have to do like 8 things in like 2 days! argh! o well......hopefully being in band will look good on my college resume. that brings up another thing.........with all the counselers and parents and random strangers going up to me and saying "eric, u gotta start thinkin about the future" that just makes me wonder......what am i gonna do with my life? u know? sam says i could be some do in politics. that would be nice. people always say ERIC U GOTTA BE A COMEDIAN BEACUAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH U AND IT WOULD BE GREAT AND.....blah blah.........thats really all i hear b4 i run aways screaming. i dunno (rubbing his chin where a beard should be growing) a comedian? sure it would be nice....but there would be like no money involved unless i become famous.....which hardly ever happens in that department, and if i did get famous, i would just star in some crappy movie where i would try to be black (it would be like head of state with chris rock, only, like, u know, reverse). my family says i could be a teacher. that would be cool too, just once again, there would be no money involved. Being a college teacher would be cool, i would just have the never-ending phobia of one of my students outsmarting me (shiver). The life of crime, maybe? nahh, to risky and easy. A HA! i remember somthin! me and my dad's side of the family were thinkin about runnin a strip club....(im totally serious, anybody wanna volunteer just respond to this thing) in closing.....all i really wanna do is just be remebered. i dont wanna fade out into nothin.....i wanna be remembered in the anals (napolian dynamite, thank you) of history.

damn it! another serious entry! i must be maturing! agh! gotta go hang myself now