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One night I was up at 12:45 and I had the sudden urge to write so I sat down in front of my computer and started typing and this is what came out; the longest and most grammatically incorrect run on sentence ever made in the history of the world.
By sara gardner.
My name is Sara and I am 16 years old and I was born a really long time ago which just happened to be 16 years ago but whatever because it wasn’t really supposed to make sense anyway and its kind of like a lot of things in life that don’t really make sense but you are forced to ponder them anyway like why ice-cream melts so much faster when you’re eating it from a cone instead of from a bowl and why the snow is white and how the water moves down the roof during the winter and just happens to freeze and make an icicle and who hasn’t wondered why clowns are supposed to be so funny and why it’s even funnier to hit them in the face with a pie and who hasn’t wondered why you would waste a perfectly good pie on a clown in the first place when you could be using it on your best friend who stole your boyfriend of 3 months while you were on vacation to the Bahamas and that would totally suck if that really happened but I wouldn’t know because I’ve never had my best friend steal my boyfriend of 3 months while I was on a vacation in the Bahamas because I haven’t actually had a boyfriend of 3 months and I haven’t actually been to the Bahamas before but I’ve heard the Bahamas was a really really really really really nice place to visit and I would really really really like to go because Chicago really really really sucks sometimes during the winter because it can get very very very cold and very very very windy which doesn’t make for a very very good combination but at least you don’t have to worry about Chicago when you’re off in the Bahamas for a summer vacation and you COULD worry about your boyfriend of three months but lets face it, sometimes you just have to uh, “forget” your boyfriend existed when some hot Bahamas-ian dude walks around and is like, “hey baby I lost my phone number can I have yours?” and you have no choice but to help this poor guy out and give him your phone number but I would never do that because I’m a nice girl and nice girls just don’t do that to their boyfriends of 3 months but I suppose in my case since I’ve never had a boyfriend of 3 months then it would be okay to give the hot Bahamas-ian boy my phone number and I think it’s super cool how I started off talking about how I am 16 years old and wound up talking about some hot Bahamas-ian boy I haven’t met so yay for wild tangents! The end.
By sara gardner.
My name is Sara and I am 16 years old and I was born a really long time ago which just happened to be 16 years ago but whatever because it wasn’t really supposed to make sense anyway and its kind of like a lot of things in life that don’t really make sense but you are forced to ponder them anyway like why ice-cream melts so much faster when you’re eating it from a cone instead of from a bowl and why the snow is white and how the water moves down the roof during the winter and just happens to freeze and make an icicle and who hasn’t wondered why clowns are supposed to be so funny and why it’s even funnier to hit them in the face with a pie and who hasn’t wondered why you would waste a perfectly good pie on a clown in the first place when you could be using it on your best friend who stole your boyfriend of 3 months while you were on vacation to the Bahamas and that would totally suck if that really happened but I wouldn’t know because I’ve never had my best friend steal my boyfriend of 3 months while I was on a vacation in the Bahamas because I haven’t actually had a boyfriend of 3 months and I haven’t actually been to the Bahamas before but I’ve heard the Bahamas was a really really really really really nice place to visit and I would really really really like to go because Chicago really really really sucks sometimes during the winter because it can get very very very cold and very very very windy which doesn’t make for a very very good combination but at least you don’t have to worry about Chicago when you’re off in the Bahamas for a summer vacation and you COULD worry about your boyfriend of three months but lets face it, sometimes you just have to uh, “forget” your boyfriend existed when some hot Bahamas-ian dude walks around and is like, “hey baby I lost my phone number can I have yours?” and you have no choice but to help this poor guy out and give him your phone number but I would never do that because I’m a nice girl and nice girls just don’t do that to their boyfriends of 3 months but I suppose in my case since I’ve never had a boyfriend of 3 months then it would be okay to give the hot Bahamas-ian boy my phone number and I think it’s super cool how I started off talking about how I am 16 years old and wound up talking about some hot Bahamas-ian boy I haven’t met so yay for wild tangents! The end.