i am not a hippy!!!

[usurperofevil]

i think it was some lame blog survey awhile back that falsely identified me as a hippy. now it is true that i have no fixed address, manage to get by with very few posessions and am quite intrigued by the religion of buddhism, but that doesn't make me a hippy!
peace is shit. happiness is relative. and love is suicide.
flowers tend to whither and die when around me. i once took care of a plant for a friend and watered it too much allowing it grow some weird fungus or mildew that made it sickly and smelly. but i thought it looked better!
i once owned a vw beetle but trashed it off-roading up and down a mountain behind my town. it was blue and rusty, not pink and flowery or fuscia with seam foam green wavy stripes or whatever the hell you call it. there should be a colour simply called hippy. it would clear up so much confusion.
i don't make peace signs or attend open air festivals. and i always, and i repeat always wear shoes!
i read lem and poe and adbusters too. i enjoy soviet films.
i have a taste for politics and yet none for activism.
i've never been to a long dance or a drum circle or a reiki cleansing during a wiccan seance or a yoga toga party with marijuana gin and acid hors d'oevres.
i don't believe in heaven and hell or peace and love and saving the world. in only believe in me and myself and your duty to leave me the fuck alone!!
if you want to be decent then be fucking decent!! if you want to be reasonable then be fucking reasonable. if you want to think, then by all means think. if you want to stick your head in the sand, then stick your head in the sand!! just don't ever pull it out
stay hidden stay quiet
and leave each other alone

- peace love and rock n' roll -