Jul 11, 2009 00:38
*So as you look through the city, you see lots of people interacting. That's obviously nothing special, and hopefully to be expected. However, there's one particular interaction of interest- A green-haired girl and a boy in glasses.*
Won't you let me reel you in?
I prefer to try and eat unwary fisherman, in painful pieces.
Come now, don't be that way... I-
*And then said boy made the mistake of trying to put an arm around the girl, and pull her along a bit. There was a very loud thud, men across the country winced, and the boy is suddenly on the ground, holding his crotch.*