10 Things You Don't Know About Women ... by Debi Mazar*
1. We do care about the story of your life, just not spelled out in ink across your chest.
2. When you call us a bitch, we take it to mean strong, opinionated, and sassy. When you call us the c-word, you better cross the street.
3. Always buy a card.
4. We're just getting used to the idea of you getting manicures. We'll never get used to the idea of buffered-to-shine fingernails.
5. Lose the boxer shorts every once in awhile and treat us to some Calvin Klein boxer briefs. We'll make it worth the couple thousand sperm you kill.
6. The balding thing: It's not really a big deal. If we loved men more or less based on the state of their hair, we'd all have become lesbians in the eighties.
7. We're not okay with you poking other women on Facebook.
8. If you ARE poking other women, it better be on Facebook.
9. Not matter how close you think we've become, it's never appropriate to announce the current stage of our menstrual cycle.
10. We know about the porn in your sock drawer, and we're okay with it. If we weren't, it would have disappeared by now.
*ganked from September's Esquire
2. When you call us a bitch, we take it to mean strong, opinionated, and sassy. When you call us the c-word, you better cross the street.
3. Always buy a card.
4. We're just getting used to the idea of you getting manicures. We'll never get used to the idea of buffered-to-shine fingernails.
5. Lose the boxer shorts every once in awhile and treat us to some Calvin Klein boxer briefs. We'll make it worth the couple thousand sperm you kill.
6. The balding thing: It's not really a big deal. If we loved men more or less based on the state of their hair, we'd all have become lesbians in the eighties.
7. We're not okay with you poking other women on Facebook.
8. If you ARE poking other women, it better be on Facebook.
9. Not matter how close you think we've become, it's never appropriate to announce the current stage of our menstrual cycle.
10. We know about the porn in your sock drawer, and we're okay with it. If we weren't, it would have disappeared by now.
*ganked from September's Esquire