Captain, is the parallel universe thing why my tomatoes have started growing goatees of late? Or did Dr. Khan mix his formula with my Miracle Gro again?
"I do not know what Doctor Khan has or has not been doing to your tomatoes. I do not ask, nor does he tell. However, if he is fond of large tomatoes, it would not surprise me if he tampered with your formula. I personally feel that any more of a fruit than can be fit in the mouth is an illogical waste." The Vulcan pointed out a separate section of the report to his botanist. "Did you see this section? Out of an entire universe, they managed to find another
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Alabama considers the question carefully. "Well, how Starfleet reacted is probably a no-brainer." She pauses and places her hands to her face, miming a shocked face, then goes back to looking thoughtul. "In an infinite number of infinitely large universes, now there're three yous here. I'd say the real question ain't how Starfleet'll react, but what is it about THIS particular universe that keeps attracting or bringing more yous here? Two's a coincidence, but three? Is it a matter of weed's roots seeking out the richest soil--I mean, not that you're a weed, Cap'n, but you know what I mean--or is someone transplanting you here on purpose?"
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"I do not know what Doctor Khan has or has not been doing to your tomatoes. I do not ask, nor does he tell. However, if he is fond of large tomatoes, it would not surprise me if he tampered with your formula. I personally feel that any more of a fruit than can be fit in the mouth is an illogical waste." The Vulcan pointed out a separate section of the report to his botanist. "Did you see this section? Out of an entire universe, they managed to find another
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"The third one has not made it here. Not yet, at least; Lieutenant
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