Mib Khan walks into a bar...
One of the more intoxicated Khans peeled himself off the floor of the Nine Backwards lounge and slapped his combadge. "Khan to Storvik..." His page was quickly returned with "Storvik here. I'm somewhat busy. What can I help you with?" The bleary-eyed Khan asked, "When do we go back to the Murgatroid? I'm enjoying Farpoint Station, but the booze here has knocked me on my ass. I'm feeling homesick." Storvik considered several responses, rejected most of them, then replied, "You are on the Murgatroid. Physician, heal thyself." Another Khan, having overheard the exchange, came over and administered a sober-up hypospray to his clone, who (upon realizing his mistake) took himself to his quarters for some rest.