WORST DAY EVER
Well, I woke up to: "M! M! Someone broke into your car!"
Yup, my car was parked, locked, in front of my house last night, and some mother fucker broke in and stole a bunch of crap, including my $1500 stereo/subwoofer/amp combo.
The worst part? My insurance said they dont cover it!
"Its not stock," said the asshole.
Are you kidding me?!
I told him: "Listen, pal. Your policy didnt cover my fenderbender, it didnt help me when my windshield broke, HELL- now youre saying that when someone breaks into my car, that the stereo and personal property arent covered?! What the fuck am I paying you guys for?! You can take your small print and shove it up your ass. I'm cancelling my policy."
*click*
So, theres not a god damn thying i can do about it. My beloved subs are gone, and some nigger or beaner from La Presa is probably installing them in his beat up Pontiac right now.
What does Pontiac stand for? *Poor *Old *Nigger *Thinks *It's *A *Cadillac.
I swear, i would have killed a bitch if i had walked out to some asshole takign my subs. UNH uh. Thats not goin down. sorry.
So now i'm sad, and crying my sorrows away. Im sad because my subs are gone and people will no longer know i am coming from 3 blocks away, because Patch needs horsey-shoes and I have no money, because I have no insurance, because I owe $110 for my registration, because i have 14 more days to pay my ticket before i go to JAIL, because my house is a wreck, because my LJ is being gay and this is the second time i wrote this whole thing cuz it deleted it the first time, and because God Damn Bush won by a tiny ass little margine and i have to put up with 4 more years of BUSHIT.
Lisa is moving to canada. No, im not kidding.
I am depressed because I have no money, and i dont have prozac to make it better because i cant afford it.
Catch 22 if i ever saw one.
Yup, my car was parked, locked, in front of my house last night, and some mother fucker broke in and stole a bunch of crap, including my $1500 stereo/subwoofer/amp combo.
The worst part? My insurance said they dont cover it!
"Its not stock," said the asshole.
Are you kidding me?!
I told him: "Listen, pal. Your policy didnt cover my fenderbender, it didnt help me when my windshield broke, HELL- now youre saying that when someone breaks into my car, that the stereo and personal property arent covered?! What the fuck am I paying you guys for?! You can take your small print and shove it up your ass. I'm cancelling my policy."
*click*
So, theres not a god damn thying i can do about it. My beloved subs are gone, and some nigger or beaner from La Presa is probably installing them in his beat up Pontiac right now.
What does Pontiac stand for? *Poor *Old *Nigger *Thinks *It's *A *Cadillac.
I swear, i would have killed a bitch if i had walked out to some asshole takign my subs. UNH uh. Thats not goin down. sorry.
So now i'm sad, and crying my sorrows away. Im sad because my subs are gone and people will no longer know i am coming from 3 blocks away, because Patch needs horsey-shoes and I have no money, because I have no insurance, because I owe $110 for my registration, because i have 14 more days to pay my ticket before i go to JAIL, because my house is a wreck, because my LJ is being gay and this is the second time i wrote this whole thing cuz it deleted it the first time, and because God Damn Bush won by a tiny ass little margine and i have to put up with 4 more years of BUSHIT.
Lisa is moving to canada. No, im not kidding.
I am depressed because I have no money, and i dont have prozac to make it better because i cant afford it.
Catch 22 if i ever saw one.