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If I were a month, I'd be: March
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2:00pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus.... no really. that planet rocks
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Giant Man-o-war
If I were a direction, I'd be: Magnetic North
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Lava lamp
If I were a sin, I'd be: Adultry
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Adof Hitler
If I were a liquid, I'd be: BEEEER
If I were a tree, I'd be: Redwood
If I were a bird, I'd be: Bald Eagle
If I were a flower, I'd be: Chinnese Snaping Dragon
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: 65 degrees and sunny, with a light breeze
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Dark Elf from Menzobarranzan
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Panio
If I were an animal, I'd be: Panther
If I were a crayon, I'd be: probably stuck somewhere that i didn't belong...
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Confidence
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Carrot
If I were a sound, I'd be: "the most annyoing sound in the world" from Dumb and Dummer
If I were an element, I'd be: A undiscoverd one.
If I were a car, I'd be: A A-10 tank
If I were a song, I'd be: Metallica - Orion
If I were a movie, I'd be: Walking tall
If I were a food, I'd be: Toast
If I were a place, I'd be: Cancun
If I were a material, I'd be: Carpet
If I were a taste, I'd be: Salty
If I were a scent, I'd be: Macintosh apple
If I were a word, I'd be: Scooter
If I were an object, I'd be: A Marine Corps flag
If I were a body part, I'd be: The knuckles of the right hand
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smile-less expression with the hit of self mastery
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: The secret Door
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: RECESS
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Fryloc
If I were a shape, I'd be a: A outline of a M-4A2 assault Rifle
If I were a number, I'd be: 1
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2:00pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus.... no really. that planet rocks
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Giant Man-o-war
If I were a direction, I'd be: Magnetic North
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Lava lamp
If I were a sin, I'd be: Adultry
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Adof Hitler
If I were a liquid, I'd be: BEEEER
If I were a tree, I'd be: Redwood
If I were a bird, I'd be: Bald Eagle
If I were a flower, I'd be: Chinnese Snaping Dragon
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: 65 degrees and sunny, with a light breeze
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Dark Elf from Menzobarranzan
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Panio
If I were an animal, I'd be: Panther
If I were a crayon, I'd be: probably stuck somewhere that i didn't belong...
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Confidence
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Carrot
If I were a sound, I'd be: "the most annyoing sound in the world" from Dumb and Dummer
If I were an element, I'd be: A undiscoverd one.
If I were a car, I'd be: A A-10 tank
If I were a song, I'd be: Metallica - Orion
If I were a movie, I'd be: Walking tall
If I were a food, I'd be: Toast
If I were a place, I'd be: Cancun
If I were a material, I'd be: Carpet
If I were a taste, I'd be: Salty
If I were a scent, I'd be: Macintosh apple
If I were a word, I'd be: Scooter
If I were an object, I'd be: A Marine Corps flag
If I were a body part, I'd be: The knuckles of the right hand
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smile-less expression with the hit of self mastery
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: The secret Door
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: RECESS
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Fryloc
If I were a shape, I'd be a: A outline of a M-4A2 assault Rifle
If I were a number, I'd be: 1