Throwing Rock's at the 80's:Oh God my EYE!!!
Howdy all, and welcome to another installment of hey let's make fun of THAT song ! Today we're going to class and the subject...science.
Today little Thomas Dolby is going to be schooled. Old schooled.
Hmm....wait, Thomas Dolby is old school so...er...we are going to school him, New school.
Wow that was just sucky. Can we go to the song please ?
It's poetry in motion
Ok, first problem...it ? Wow I have called girls a lot of things in my time, but it ? I am scared beyond knowledge about an it instead of a she. I have an idea, but I will wait until later to share it.
She turned her tender eyes to me
Well at least we have a she here. And it's a little sweet, tender eyes...its a little awwww.
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
See, major awww. This guy is sweet, he is romantic.
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And we're done. How the hell did she do that. I mean this is the part of the song that scares the hell out of me. Did she like, throw something into his eyes. Is he like blind ? And if he is, did he get super powers ? I mean Matt Murdock did and...um...other super powered blind guys...that I can't think of...so is this crap she throws in his face give him super powers ? Cause that would be cool, but at the same time creepy...cause she like threw some crap in his eyes.
And failed me in biology
I can only assume this is some sexual reference, and if it is, DUDE she totaly dogged you !!! See, New School.
When I'm dancing close to her
See ? Aww...
"Blinding me with science - science!"
OUCH You crazy bitch you threw it in my eyes again !! You bitch !!
I can smell the chemicals
Er...chemicals ? Dude if she smells like chemicals....you might want to step a few back. I mean chemicals..ewww.
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
"Science!"
Dude is in pain, can we get some visine for a poor brother please.
Mmm - but it's poetry in motion
Once again, because I am a guy, this is about sex. So I am good with this...
And when she turned her eyes to me
And now she sounds like a horror movie monster...
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Er...ok...so not so horror movie...feeling of fear subsiding....
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
AWWW !!! BITCH !!! AGAIN !! MAN....STINGS !!! HELP !!
And failed me in geometry
Hey bitch how I do in hand to hand, cause as soon as I get this crap out of my eyes I am going all Pulp Fiction on your ass, I swear...say something damnit I can't see !!
When she's dancing next to me
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
This isn't a pop song, this is like a horror movie....I mean this guy has this crap in his eyes...and he's having flashbacks...creepy. This song was popular ? What is wrong with you people ?
I can hear machinery
Ok chemicals, now machinery....dude you call 1-900-Terminator ? I swear man, you picked up some robot, zombie bitch you keeps throwing crap in your eyes....another pathetic cry for help in the middle of decade that no help for itself...poor freak guy.
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
Seriously, we don't any morphine or something to shut him up, cause I mean I feel for him, but he is starting to bug me now...damn wuss...it's just chemicals.
It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
Ok score, but after the chemicals and machinery, this chick isn't making a thing near me. I would take my blind guy cane and tap my ass out of there. I mean come on, how many times can you be burned, I mean how hot was she ? And what does it matter....YOU'RE BLIND !!
The spheres're in commotion
The elements in harmony
Now this is like witchcraft and shit...damn. So some robot, zombie witch came and threw some potion in your eyes and now you're her sex slave. Hmmm...sounds like a plot of a bad movie. I know it, do you ?
She blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And hit me with technology
Translated....bitch hit me with a toaster. Ok, it's on.
"Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!"
I -
Dude, seriously, you have no eyes and she hit you with an appliance. Let it go....move on...find another girl.
I don't believe it!
There she goes again!
OH GOD !!! WHAT THE FUCK....WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING THAT CRAP !!!
She's tidied up, and I can't find anything!
Fuck tidied up, she threw crap in my eyes and I can't find a damn thing. Holy crap, please don't let me look like Tommy Lee Jones in Batman, please don't let me look like Tommy Lee Jones...SHIT !
All my tubes and wires
And careful notes
And antiquated notions
Frankily I assume he is babbling in pain and making little to no sense.
So, what did we learn ?
Well I learned that if a chick smells like chemicals and I can hear machinery....I am outta there.
We also learned that straight men, will do anything for a pretty face, even one they can't see.
As for the movie...well come on. Robot, zombie magic bitch ?
Today little Thomas Dolby is going to be schooled. Old schooled.
Hmm....wait, Thomas Dolby is old school so...er...we are going to school him, New school.
Wow that was just sucky. Can we go to the song please ?
It's poetry in motion
Ok, first problem...it ? Wow I have called girls a lot of things in my time, but it ? I am scared beyond knowledge about an it instead of a she. I have an idea, but I will wait until later to share it.
She turned her tender eyes to me
Well at least we have a she here. And it's a little sweet, tender eyes...its a little awwww.
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
See, major awww. This guy is sweet, he is romantic.
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And we're done. How the hell did she do that. I mean this is the part of the song that scares the hell out of me. Did she like, throw something into his eyes. Is he like blind ? And if he is, did he get super powers ? I mean Matt Murdock did and...um...other super powered blind guys...that I can't think of...so is this crap she throws in his face give him super powers ? Cause that would be cool, but at the same time creepy...cause she like threw some crap in his eyes.
And failed me in biology
I can only assume this is some sexual reference, and if it is, DUDE she totaly dogged you !!! See, New School.
When I'm dancing close to her
See ? Aww...
"Blinding me with science - science!"
OUCH You crazy bitch you threw it in my eyes again !! You bitch !!
I can smell the chemicals
Er...chemicals ? Dude if she smells like chemicals....you might want to step a few back. I mean chemicals..ewww.
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
"Science!"
Dude is in pain, can we get some visine for a poor brother please.
Mmm - but it's poetry in motion
Once again, because I am a guy, this is about sex. So I am good with this...
And when she turned her eyes to me
And now she sounds like a horror movie monster...
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Er...ok...so not so horror movie...feeling of fear subsiding....
Mmm - but she blinded me with science
AWWW !!! BITCH !!! AGAIN !! MAN....STINGS !!! HELP !!
And failed me in geometry
Hey bitch how I do in hand to hand, cause as soon as I get this crap out of my eyes I am going all Pulp Fiction on your ass, I swear...say something damnit I can't see !!
When she's dancing next to me
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
This isn't a pop song, this is like a horror movie....I mean this guy has this crap in his eyes...and he's having flashbacks...creepy. This song was popular ? What is wrong with you people ?
I can hear machinery
Ok chemicals, now machinery....dude you call 1-900-Terminator ? I swear man, you picked up some robot, zombie bitch you keeps throwing crap in your eyes....another pathetic cry for help in the middle of decade that no help for itself...poor freak guy.
"Blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
Seriously, we don't any morphine or something to shut him up, cause I mean I feel for him, but he is starting to bug me now...damn wuss...it's just chemicals.
It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
Ok score, but after the chemicals and machinery, this chick isn't making a thing near me. I would take my blind guy cane and tap my ass out of there. I mean come on, how many times can you be burned, I mean how hot was she ? And what does it matter....YOU'RE BLIND !!
The spheres're in commotion
The elements in harmony
Now this is like witchcraft and shit...damn. So some robot, zombie witch came and threw some potion in your eyes and now you're her sex slave. Hmmm...sounds like a plot of a bad movie. I know it, do you ?
She blinded me with science
"She blinded me with science!"
And hit me with technology
Translated....bitch hit me with a toaster. Ok, it's on.
"Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!"
I -
Dude, seriously, you have no eyes and she hit you with an appliance. Let it go....move on...find another girl.
I don't believe it!
There she goes again!
OH GOD !!! WHAT THE FUCK....WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING THAT CRAP !!!
She's tidied up, and I can't find anything!
Fuck tidied up, she threw crap in my eyes and I can't find a damn thing. Holy crap, please don't let me look like Tommy Lee Jones in Batman, please don't let me look like Tommy Lee Jones...SHIT !
All my tubes and wires
And careful notes
And antiquated notions
Frankily I assume he is babbling in pain and making little to no sense.
So, what did we learn ?
Well I learned that if a chick smells like chemicals and I can hear machinery....I am outta there.
We also learned that straight men, will do anything for a pretty face, even one they can't see.
As for the movie...well come on. Robot, zombie magic bitch ?