I miss Vegas. . .

Jul 22, 2007 21:44

Ya know what they don't have in Vegas???

BLUE LAWS!!!

I wanted cookies. I was watching the food network, I realized I hadn't had a good cookie in a while. . . I decided to go out and buy some fucking cookies.

At either Shaws or Stop and Shop. . . on any given day, you can get a bucket full of their bakery cookies for about $3.

It was about 8:57 when I left the house, and I arrived at Stop and Shop at about 9:03. They close at nine!!! WTF?? The sun hadn't completely set at this time. . . there was still a hint of light blue color to the darkening evening sky, and Stop and Shop had locked it's doors.

SO. . . I raise my fist to Stop and Shop, and with a very condescending tone, I shout: "I bet SHAWS WILL BE OPEN!!"

Shaws wasn't open.

So I go to the 24 hour CVS and get their own brand of Chips Ahoy knock offs for $2.50. . . Do you know that they want $4.50 for a package of fucking Chips Ahoy????!!!!!

The point of my story. . . Everything should be open 24 hours like CVS is.

Only not in a CVS-like cramped and dirty way.

Everything is like that in Vegas.

I fucking hate Rhode Island.

**sigh**
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