Minnestoa Nice.
So, you'd think by now my life would be going good, but no - everything has to SUCK.
Today seemed to going great. I woke up around noon, played some DDR, watched tv, and bummed around my house since it's my only day off this week. Corynne called me around 3:oo pm, asking if I wanted to come over and hang out with her and John. Sure, it's something to do, right? And I still didn't give her birthday present to her. Well, I went over there and gave her her present (a gift certificate to Hot Topic) and we get this idea "Hey, let's go to Mankato and use this!" Yay, let's go!
Went to mall, looked at a bunch of shit. I wanted to buy Napoleon Dynamite on dvd, but Hot Trendy had it for $26 and Suncoast had it for $22 and I'm like, fuuuuuck that because it's cheaper at Target and I get 10% off. Bought coffee from Caribou (yummm!!<3<3<3) Then decided to go to the drive-thru Chinese food place. On our way, I happen to notice my red battery light is on in my car and I'm like "WTF, mate?" Figuring we'd be fine to get home... my car fucking dies. All the lights and shit are going off and I'm like "WTF, MATE!?!?!?!?"
Now we're on the side of the highway. First guy that stops, couldn't do shit for us. Second guy that stops, said he could jump the car, but has to run home to get jumper cables. While waiting for him to come back, third guy that stops is a cop wondering "WTF, mate?" Second guy comes back and jumps the car and it starts right away. Hooray, we're going home!... But can't get the car to shift and then it dies again. The cop waits until I can get ahold of my mom. She couldn't do anything so we keep calling other people. I went through A-Z in my phone book and nobody could fucking help us or answer their goddamn phone. Cop comes back wondering if we can move the car somewhere. Uhh, yeah, good luck with that. On about my 2042555908th time attempting to start the car, it actually starts and we get maybe a mile down the road when it dies again. Pull over, again, and me and Corynne get out to pee. While standing over her in the ditch, another car pulls over. 2 guys, 2 girls. They pulled us to the town they live in and that's where my car sits. One of the guys, Donnie, gave us all a ride home. And I think... "only in Minnesota"
I get home, and it's 11pm and think "alright, at least I can catch Aqua Teen season four episodes" but no, some fucking anime shit is on. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Click here if you're wondering why I'm saying "WTF, mate?"... or if you just want a good laugh. Heheh, I know I need it now.... and a cure on ice.
Today seemed to going great. I woke up around noon, played some DDR, watched tv, and bummed around my house since it's my only day off this week. Corynne called me around 3:oo pm, asking if I wanted to come over and hang out with her and John. Sure, it's something to do, right? And I still didn't give her birthday present to her. Well, I went over there and gave her her present (a gift certificate to Hot Topic) and we get this idea "Hey, let's go to Mankato and use this!" Yay, let's go!
Went to mall, looked at a bunch of shit. I wanted to buy Napoleon Dynamite on dvd, but Hot Trendy had it for $26 and Suncoast had it for $22 and I'm like, fuuuuuck that because it's cheaper at Target and I get 10% off. Bought coffee from Caribou (yummm!!<3<3<3) Then decided to go to the drive-thru Chinese food place. On our way, I happen to notice my red battery light is on in my car and I'm like "WTF, mate?" Figuring we'd be fine to get home... my car fucking dies. All the lights and shit are going off and I'm like "WTF, MATE!?!?!?!?"
Now we're on the side of the highway. First guy that stops, couldn't do shit for us. Second guy that stops, said he could jump the car, but has to run home to get jumper cables. While waiting for him to come back, third guy that stops is a cop wondering "WTF, mate?" Second guy comes back and jumps the car and it starts right away. Hooray, we're going home!... But can't get the car to shift and then it dies again. The cop waits until I can get ahold of my mom. She couldn't do anything so we keep calling other people. I went through A-Z in my phone book and nobody could fucking help us or answer their goddamn phone. Cop comes back wondering if we can move the car somewhere. Uhh, yeah, good luck with that. On about my 2042555908th time attempting to start the car, it actually starts and we get maybe a mile down the road when it dies again. Pull over, again, and me and Corynne get out to pee. While standing over her in the ditch, another car pulls over. 2 guys, 2 girls. They pulled us to the town they live in and that's where my car sits. One of the guys, Donnie, gave us all a ride home. And I think... "only in Minnesota"
I get home, and it's 11pm and think "alright, at least I can catch Aqua Teen season four episodes" but no, some fucking anime shit is on. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Click here if you're wondering why I'm saying "WTF, mate?"... or if you just want a good laugh. Heheh, I know I need it now.... and a cure on ice.