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[usesbigwords]

I've finally landed on this planet known as Earth! I must say, it's quite interesting... I hope I can find my fellow Autobots expeditiously

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[bestconsolever]

Welcome to Earth.

Avoid the CAPSLOKS and we'll be alright. :D

[usesbigwords]

I believe it's spelled "capslock" but I thank you for the welcome!

[bestconsolever]

Internet lingo. ;D

[usesbigwords]

Internet... lingo? I see. I must investigate this phenomenon further.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Well, well. Another useless Autobot has come to the mudball planet. Fan-friggen-tasic.

[usesbigwords]

Based on the information I've gathered, you are currently in a trench beneath one of Earth's oceans. So which one of us is indeed ineffectual?

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

The only thing you got going for you are the big words. And we can't even understand those.

[usesbigwords]

Webster.com is a wonderful place to start.

[thejazzmeister]

Hey there, Perceptor! Long time no see, man! What's kickin'?

[usesbigwords]

Hello Jazz! It's been far too many vorns. I am just gathering information on this planet. Have you and the others been well?

[thejazzmeister]

Yep. Sure has, man!

...Well, considerin' the allsparks destroyed, I just got better from bein' DEAD and ripped in TWO, and there are decepticons runnin' around all over this planet...Yeah. We've been better.

Good news is most of the 'cons are still stuck on their worthless afts down in the deepest part of this worlds ocean, so... OH YEAH. And there are still parties. And the upcomin' rave. Can't forget those. >D

[usesbigwords]

Yes, it is most unfortunate about the AllSpark. And thank Primus that you are cognizant again!

Rave? I'm... not entirely sure why that is a good thing.

[without_tail_01]

*Snooty clickwhir*

Status of neighborhood: gone

[usesbigwords]

Ah, Scorponok. I cannot say I am pleased to hear from you.

[pink_biker_bot]

Welcome!!

[usesbigwords]

Hello Arcee! Have you been well?

[pink_biker_bot]

As well as possible...

[usesbigwords]

Let us hope that things will gradually improve for everyone as time passes.