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[usesbadpoetry]

[GUESS WHO'S AWAKE FROM THEIR LONG NAP, SOMARIUM. Lock up your wives and daughters! ...actually, hell, lock up your husbands and sons, too. Zevran's not that picky.]

...mmmm, what a delightful nap. [Yeah, when you're a badass assassin, you don't really sleep that well...or you take up a new profession as worm food.]

Such has left me

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[purpleandstupid]

[Guess who was pinged by the mention of food.]

Spicy? How spicy are we talking about, Mister?

[usesbadpoetry]

Hot. So very flaming that it brings tears to the eyes of even the staunchest of men.

[purpleandstupid]

...What's staunchest?

[usesbadpoetry]

Hmmm... The most vigorous, shall we say.

[purpleandstupid]

You sure like to use a lot of big words, mister. But if you want something really hot, there a place that has great chili in the third district.

[usesbadpoetry]

Ah? Sounds delightful.

[purpleandstupid]

It's just by the mall maybe half a block down.

[usesbadpoetry]

...the mall?

1/I'll tell you.

[purpleandstupid]

You've never been to the mall? It's this really big building where you can buy all sorts of things! Food--

[purpleandstupid]

--clothes--

[purpleandstupid]

--toys--

[purpleandstupid]

--shoes--

[purpleandstupid]

--pets--

[purpleandstupid]

--powertools--

[purpleandstupid]

--cake--

[purpleandstupid]

--comic books--