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You all suck. I was unable to find the following exchange from the Family Guy movie, so I had to resort to actually typing it in. so there.
Tom Tucker: Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. Do me a favor and fill this bag with a sampling of motion pictures featuring woman on woman or anything with an amputee.
Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think it's immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where exactly in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!
Tom Tucker: Hey, that was quite a rant there. You know, we're looking for an everyman to rant about petty nonsensical irritants to replace our "Spotlight on the Middle East" segment.
You all suck. I was unable to find the following exchange from the Family Guy movie, so I had to resort to actually typing it in. so there.
Tom Tucker: Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. Do me a favor and fill this bag with a sampling of motion pictures featuring woman on woman or anything with an amputee.
Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think it's immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where exactly in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!
Tom Tucker: Hey, that was quite a rant there. You know, we're looking for an everyman to rant about petty nonsensical irritants to replace our "Spotlight on the Middle East" segment.