susan
I was just telling someone how much I hate susan. Susan and her god damn bowl of peaches.
You all know susan right? that dogfaced bitch.
I thought so.
I am going to kill the hell outta susan. Cause shes always all like:
"dont you DARE open that beer with your buttcheeks."
and im like "But it was a stressfull day at work..."
and shes all like "So then why open it with your butt?"
and im like "because I CAN bitch!"
I dont think my friend was getting my vibe. I was sending it out full force, but she was all like "Yesssss suuuurrreee" and Im all like "I need to know if your receiving my vibe, cause Im all sending it to you like on a ham radio."
She knows susan. Susan is the root of all evil.
So here ill be, all catching some rays in the bahamas, drinking a corona, waxing a racoon. Susan will be dead.
Thats the life...
You all know susan right? that dogfaced bitch.
I thought so.
I am going to kill the hell outta susan. Cause shes always all like:
"dont you DARE open that beer with your buttcheeks."
and im like "But it was a stressfull day at work..."
and shes all like "So then why open it with your butt?"
and im like "because I CAN bitch!"
I dont think my friend was getting my vibe. I was sending it out full force, but she was all like "Yesssss suuuurrreee" and Im all like "I need to know if your receiving my vibe, cause Im all sending it to you like on a ham radio."
She knows susan. Susan is the root of all evil.
So here ill be, all catching some rays in the bahamas, drinking a corona, waxing a racoon. Susan will be dead.
Thats the life...