Analysis of Teenage Life ~By Teenager
Honestly, being a teenager has its ups and downs. Sure, I have the ability yo plan strategies and schemes to negate, avoid, and overall get myself into trouble. (i know negate and avoid are antonymns of get into trouble, screw off.) Sure I can meet some girl at school, get to know her, and then my thoughts are concentrated on her for a long time. (Good thing, concentration.)
But some things get me in trouble, and sometimes even into more trouble than I want to be in.
~Uncontrollable Hunger
Yes, we teenagers need to eat. Alot. I see this in ALL of my classmates. Everyone is eager to get to lunch, sometimes three times in ten minutes. Me? One lunch, then maybe 2-3 afternoon snacks. Dont ask.
~Easily Triggered Anger
Holy 5h17, this is a tough one. Okay, situation.
Dude in my class is teen like me. Easily angered. Dude gets easily angered at me. Said dude says something insulting, I get mad. Said dude keeps insults coming, and I cant do crap. Get angrier. Go mad. Both of us visit Mr. Goodall, Anamosa High School's scary principal. Said principal punishes one or both.
~The Need To Be Alone
I usually go on a hike after school, just to gather my thoughts, climb a few limestone cliffs, skip rocks on the creek, etc. Nothing too terrible--it just becomes frequent or the time I'm down there is longer, depending on temperature of the outdoors. If its cold, I'm staying inside. Goddamned Global Temperature Screwup...
~..zzZZzz..
Mom seems concerned about this. Frankly, she shouldnt be. I need my sleep. (I think her objection is I end up staying up till 3:30 AM, and YES, that time is accurate, Mom.)
3:00-I catch my bus home. I'm wide awake, thinking on how to improve the quality of the school day tomorrow.
Anywhere from 3:15 to 5:00-I nap, for maybe 2-5 hours. Once, i fell asleep at 3:15, and awoke at 9:00.
~..zzZZzz.. *groan* Five More Minutes!
I am HELL to wake up. I will admit. Its not because I go to sleep late. No. I wake up with my alarm, shut it off, and go back to sleep. Why? I'm human.
Ahem. I mean, Why? Because of one of three variables- 1.)it's freaking cold in the morning, 2.)i'm comfortable or 3.)I dont wanna. Go 'way.
~Yeah, Whatever.
This is the part of teenagers that I frankly find bullshit. (Notice, I'm NOT angry when I write this, I'm actually laughing my 'effin head off.) I will give a situation.
Situation 1
I sit down at table to eat lunch. Girls at table pleased with my manners, a factor uncommon among male high schoolers. We allt alk to each other about our shitty day so far. Out of eleven people at said table, six don't acually give a damn.
~Yeah, Whatever, Loser.
Teenagers, depending on their mood, can be the biggest jackasses on the planet--take it from me. They think they know better than you. Say something, and they roll thier eyes and gain a sassy/bitchy tone with you. Parents, you've seen it before, and if you haven't yet, i guffaw at your inevitable misfortune.
This is but a MINOR analysis on teenaged life--enjoy, and please, i'd like feedback. Funny? Not Funny? All too familiar? All too TRUE?
MUAHAHAHHAHAAA Whatever.
But some things get me in trouble, and sometimes even into more trouble than I want to be in.
~Uncontrollable Hunger
Yes, we teenagers need to eat. Alot. I see this in ALL of my classmates. Everyone is eager to get to lunch, sometimes three times in ten minutes. Me? One lunch, then maybe 2-3 afternoon snacks. Dont ask.
~Easily Triggered Anger
Holy 5h17, this is a tough one. Okay, situation.
Dude in my class is teen like me. Easily angered. Dude gets easily angered at me. Said dude says something insulting, I get mad. Said dude keeps insults coming, and I cant do crap. Get angrier. Go mad. Both of us visit Mr. Goodall, Anamosa High School's scary principal. Said principal punishes one or both.
~The Need To Be Alone
I usually go on a hike after school, just to gather my thoughts, climb a few limestone cliffs, skip rocks on the creek, etc. Nothing too terrible--it just becomes frequent or the time I'm down there is longer, depending on temperature of the outdoors. If its cold, I'm staying inside. Goddamned Global Temperature Screwup...
~..zzZZzz..
Mom seems concerned about this. Frankly, she shouldnt be. I need my sleep. (I think her objection is I end up staying up till 3:30 AM, and YES, that time is accurate, Mom.)
3:00-I catch my bus home. I'm wide awake, thinking on how to improve the quality of the school day tomorrow.
Anywhere from 3:15 to 5:00-I nap, for maybe 2-5 hours. Once, i fell asleep at 3:15, and awoke at 9:00.
~..zzZZzz.. *groan* Five More Minutes!
I am HELL to wake up. I will admit. Its not because I go to sleep late. No. I wake up with my alarm, shut it off, and go back to sleep. Why? I'm human.
Ahem. I mean, Why? Because of one of three variables- 1.)it's freaking cold in the morning, 2.)i'm comfortable or 3.)I dont wanna. Go 'way.
~Yeah, Whatever.
This is the part of teenagers that I frankly find bullshit. (Notice, I'm NOT angry when I write this, I'm actually laughing my 'effin head off.) I will give a situation.
Situation 1
I sit down at table to eat lunch. Girls at table pleased with my manners, a factor uncommon among male high schoolers. We allt alk to each other about our shitty day so far. Out of eleven people at said table, six don't acually give a damn.
~Yeah, Whatever, Loser.
Teenagers, depending on their mood, can be the biggest jackasses on the planet--take it from me. They think they know better than you. Say something, and they roll thier eyes and gain a sassy/bitchy tone with you. Parents, you've seen it before, and if you haven't yet, i guffaw at your inevitable misfortune.
This is but a MINOR analysis on teenaged life--enjoy, and please, i'd like feedback. Funny? Not Funny? All too familiar? All too TRUE?
MUAHAHAHHAHAAA Whatever.