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“Why would i go outside where i can get kidnapped by a man-rapist, infected with SARS/Anthrax/Second-hand-smoke, chased by a wild dog with rabies, eaten alive by that very same dog and his cat groupies, shat on by some pigeons, run over by a car/bus/train/limo/taxi, attack by some hobos begging for money, stranngled by a PMSing whore, pushed into a manhole, accidentally shot by the police who think i'm a criminal, robbed, scammed into buying deadly/poisonous girl-guide cookies, bitten by a vampire-wannabe/werewolf-fanboy, pummeled with tofu by hardcore vegans, electricuted by broken powerlines/lightning/taser, skin cancer due to the sun, and pwned by the fresh air molecules. No thanks, i rather have no life than to risk having a traumatised one.”
I am bored..i ate alot of candy..i still have like..6 nerds ropes left..i <3 my girlfriend more than anything else in the world..i am hyper..i was supposed to finally meet janice but that fell through like usual...its been way too long..damn..ah well...back to TSL for me..people on the internet are great..laterrs...
I am bored..i ate alot of candy..i still have like..6 nerds ropes left..i <3 my girlfriend more than anything else in the world..i am hyper..i was supposed to finally meet janice but that fell through like usual...its been way too long..damn..ah well...back to TSL for me..people on the internet are great..laterrs...